"Ungood". I bet this person pays $4 for 'smart water'.

The government have been recording conversations for DECADES without consent, my Dad knew dudes that did it while he was in the Army.
Our consent means nothing to them.
Jesus, Samsung even get you to agree to let them record your convos for "market research".
I hate the way everyone acts as if they're uncovering some mass conspiracy and they're the ones that have "tried to warn everyone, but y'all laughed at me..."
It's already too late.

$8, and two hours they'll never get back.

Well done dude. I was married to a bitch like that. She tried subtle ways of getting in touch not too long ago; I shut that shit down FAST.
No version of love is a match for the real thing.

Hai Nala!
Who's a Good girl!??
It's you! You're a girl!

She's gorgeous.

This is not the hill you wanna die on....

"I said we cut off your JOHNSON!"

Well done!

I feel this, like brick to the face.

Yup. We pretty much have a "nothing box" in our brains, so we can literally sit there thinking of absolutely nothing or the most inane shite.

It depends on the definition of "dream", as most of the time it's classified as a vision during REM sleep, so yeah, you can have random flashes of images that are counted as dreams during sleep study, but its not like we have real time dreamer vision, based on the movements of ink on paper dreamer vision, and can differentiate the time scaled.
Our brain is fast, as in our eyes already perceived events in order to react to them in time, but it wouldn't scale all that information into real time memory, it's an inefficient waste of energy for the brain.
Dreams can last anywhere between 5 seconds and twenty minutes/half an hour.
It defies logic that dreams ONLY last for a few seconds.

"Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma..."

I'm sick of this stereotype.
Were not all alcoholics...just the Uncles...

Stop it Ron, Stooooop

Make*

Ratties!! I LOVE these majestic fucking animals!

Gaff is a house.
A gander, or a goosey is "a look".

Time is linear. You don't need to worry.