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kingswitcherii


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kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
The autopsy would spot the needle wound, as it would have occurred prior to death, not having enough time to coagulate.
It would be best just to let them live. If they're a horrible person, that's a worse fate than death.
Say '7/10, would bang', instead 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Also "you're punching above your weight" is a nice way of saying that not only would you bang a guys girlfriend, you also think you're better looking than him, and should be banging her instead.
Precision drifting on a pallet jack 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Wow. That's impressive
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Camouflage of a Golden Plover Hatchling 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
How many Marijuanas does it take to make a birb?
Kids have a certain magic to them 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Whu? You mean he willingly didn't kiss her because he wanted her to die?
Kids have a certain magic to them 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Whu? You mean he willingly didn't kiss her because he wanted her to die?
Pizza boys in texas *the robber is already ded* 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Well, if you cut funding left, right and centre for the police, what do you expect?
Poor meow meow 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
This guy was called out for dipping this kitten's head in the original post.
A kitten would have the yoghurt all over its chin and front, not over its entire face.
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*x-files theme* 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
That's not sunscreen, that's the solar panel to power his bumscreen wipers.
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Same energy 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Falcooooooooooorrrr!
Village in rural Japan (Toyama) 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Why do most Far Eastern countries look like Ghibli paintings? Amazing.
Look at this friendly kookaburra on my fence! 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Friendly? Looks to me, like he wants to take you somewhere fancy..
5 years ago I promised my sister I would bring a llama to her wedding 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
She doesn't look too pleased about it.
I'll take it as read that it probably wasn't a mutual decision.
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Even His Mother Didn't Want Him 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Why the fuck was this Dog NOT in Harry Potter movies??
It’s been a good year 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
The "I'm only doing this because I love you" starter kit.
The many faces of Lady Brassica 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
*Selected for Pure evil and dirt smoothies.
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Kale.
This cutter for hay harvesting in Vietnam 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
It's crap though.
I've been watching all day, and the guy has only done that one basket full.
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This is the real struggle 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
If it's one of those disposable ones, just turn the elastic once before putting the mask on.
It opens up teeny gaps either side, so the air escapes sideways, not upwards.
This is the real struggle 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
If it's one of those disposable ones, just turn the elastic once before putting the mask on.
It opens up teeny gaps either side, so the air escapes sideways, not upwards.
Red Wolves 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Moon moon had Babies...
Anon speculates about Trump pardoning someone 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
Probably Epstein...
Ungrateful f-ers 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
It's an anti coagullant.
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Do it for the bros 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
There is actually such a thing on Wish...not even kidding.
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Forget bed bugs, I have a bed hog problem 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
This is actually your Dog's favourite spot.
Your bed is saturated with your scent, so if you find your Dog sleeping soundly in your bed, let them, they love you.
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Forget bed bugs, I have a bed hog problem 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 years ago
This is actually your Dog's favourite spot.
Your bed is saturated with your scent, so if you find your Dog sleeping soundly in your bed, let them, they love you.
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