Well, if you watched the movie, you'd know...

They are hungry, they're just too polite to ask. Just get your friend some food anyway
If they don't need it, a homeless person will appreciate it.

Twisty!

This meme perfectly respresents the reason we have Lockdown due to the coronavirus AGAIN.
Because, even when things are going well, someone has to step in and fuck shit up.

I played Street fighter on the SNES for about two years incessantly, and had to time up the moves with two second intervals. Now I imagine Guile doing his spin kick in my head to count...

Welp, at least you can say you've had a threesome. There's always one person left out, regretting their decision and wanting to leave but can't...

As if Freddy didn't have enough issues with being burned...

Because you never go full retard...

Bletee blu bla! Po de mer!

I have one of those in my coffee shop.
She brings her two year old in, and let's it scream the place down for half an hour, and draw all over the tables.
Then she gets shitty if we haven't got a certain type of sandwich she enjoys, because, ya know, there's other customers...

Bang a couple of sertraline, and some ecstacy.

Nice cherry picking to suit the false narrative.
What about Neil Warwick, Harry Rednapp, Rafael Benitez, Martin Jol?
I could go on of course, but this meme is bullshit.
All you have to do is Google "best American football coaches of all time", and you'll see for yourself.

...yet the half fish, half human part is TOTALLY realistic.
The myth was created to prevent the embarrassment of reality; that lonely sailers were bumming manatees.

Not any more, fuckers!

OK, this is the second time I've come across this meme in one day, so I believe this will one day happen..

I'm gonna take a wild guess, and say this was originally meant to read "Being American", but through some sense of inadequacy, the author had to deflect it onto the British.

...and not one woman did what an Essex/Brooklyn girl would do...

"...this evening on QVC..."

One is using their sight, the other is using their sense of smell.

Wait till they get a load of the reboot..