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kingswitcherii


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"stay anon" 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Only if you're terrible with money, and give it away to the people that never talked to you before your win.
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This is fixing to be the worst Pirates of the Caribbean I've ever heard of 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Do please, just fuck all the way off...
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The Hyperion Coast Redwood seems pretty tall, relatively 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Big Ben is the nickname for the Bell.
Elizabeth Tower is the structure that holds it.
When she what? 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
117? Pah! Amateur!
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My sister got a dog by accident 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
She tripped over and fell in love.
That moment when 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Nah, the pope wasn't in Star Wars...
Useless everyday things 40 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Day drinking, I choose you!"
Useless everyday things 40 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Day drinking, I choose you!"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Welp 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Deepfakes beat her to it.
Nuanced monastic Penguin 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Mmm noodle soup...
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Amber Heard Campaign is nothing but 1.5 million paid robots from Russia 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Excuse me for a moment, I'm just going the bathroom to squeeze out a massive Amber Heard...
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Melanistic 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
We have Metal Squirrels where I live, they're awesome.
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Everyone is talking about how disturbing sleeping with headphones is. You forgot the 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Getting a decent pair of gaming headphones that don't hurt like fuck after an hour as well....
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Everyone is talking about how disturbing sleeping with headphones is. You forgot the 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Riding a bike in the snow.
"Oh you wanna see ahead of you? Well, how about some snow caught between your eyelids, and glasses when you try to blink?"
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My sisters Christmas gift to my dad 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Wow. I've never seen that joke before. How original.
Meanwhile in Poland 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Most incompetent superhero of the year award" goes to...
Pics or it didn't happen 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
ction
Pics or it didn't happen 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Crap Internet conne
These are confusing times 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Oh my GOD, that is SO not the opposite of stealing somebodies underwear!"
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Welp 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
He's not completely innocent though, let's not forget that, that's why he lost the case.
He has acted abusively. Nowhere NEAR as bad as Amber Turd, and no physical harm was proven to have come to her as such, but it was proven to the courts satisfaction that on at least two occasions he had struck her.
It was not taken into consideration whether or not it was in self defence, just the need to prove he had struck her, and then hinged the entire case on semantics. He TECHNICALLY hit his wife, therefore The S*n labelling him a wife beater was proven to the satisfaction of the court...and the biased as fuck judge.
Playful octopus loves head scritches 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
A lot of octopi have their gonads in the rearmost part of the head.
This octopus is getting the dude to play with his balls, and y'all think it's cute.
SavePaste - Toothpaste redesigned 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This was on Dragon's Den.
It tanked.
Are you gay? 24 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Definitely noticed her first. I like Blue/aquamarine on a girl, I'm not sure why.