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kingswitcherii


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Pretty accurate, really 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
If shit were music, Amber would be an Orchestra.
What?! 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Really? Is that why there's barely a woman that can give a decent blow job, and give hand jobs like they're trying to get water out of a rusty pump?
· Edited 3 years ago
Thats mine! No I want that one! 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Cats are essential, but still basically Cunts.
Conspiracy you say 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Man, you just can't have a good old Asphyxi wank in your jail cell anymore, without people thinking it was suicide...
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Humbling festive Falcon 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Murder pigeons
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Humbling festive Falcon 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Murder pigeons
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This PD just straight up recruiting from the nightmares of 80s kids 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Aight. Calm down Gmork, I ain't got no drugs...
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
You forget that this is the institution that didn't punish peadophole priests, because they had been exiled to a cushy island, and the pope at the time deemed them to have "suffered enough".
· Edited 3 years ago
They finally get it 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Date an Asexual.
They like you for you, not your looks.
Mommy when i can touch my wee wee 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
His Nephew came in and he...he didn't stop....WTAF??
You're a dog Harry! 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I can't believe you missed the opportunity to say "Harry Pupper..."
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
His moral teachings, as high preacher mean that he cannot be wrong in his teachings.
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
To an extent. But, he's the one that can change the rules of the bible.
His word is the word of God.
All the 96 born, unite! 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Cashback
Scarred for life. 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Oppan*
All the 96 born, unite! 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Haha you old.
They'd sooner do what Nasim Najafi Aghdam did 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Ads halfway through someone's sentence?
Yeah, fuck you.
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Papal infallibility.
What the Pope says goes for the whole of Catholicism, and can change centuries of homophobia in one sentence.
Awwwwwwwwwwww 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Rat*
'Tis the natural order of things 38 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Is that why Americans get so offended when you say "Cunt"?
"Cunt" is a term of endearment in England...
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Stupid snobbish Jellyfish 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Spicy kitty
You'll never know me like I know me, and for that you should all be grateful 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
That seems pretty normal to me...
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You'll never know me like I know me, and for that you should all be grateful 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Doing vocal warm ups, and gesticulating as if I'm doing a stand up comedy routine, with breaks for laughter.
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Spin that disc! 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
...or a crap car
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