Lalalalala Not listening!! 14 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
...and it turns out, the kid was right all along
I'm a lady dammit 23 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
If anyone ever outs this up on their Facebook/Twitter feed, they're toxic as fuck and you should stay the fuck away from them.
Basically, this says: "Do as I want, or you're getting a fucking headache, or beaten up".
Basically, this says: "Do as I want, or you're getting a fucking headache, or beaten up".
But hippos can run faster than usain bolt 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Additional: That's not actually Fat. Check out their muscle structure, they swole af.
But hippos can run faster than usain bolt 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
It is fecking gross, but that's actually to "musk" themselves and clean their butthole at the same time.
Crazy good Captain Marvel cosplay 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
XD
It's alright, the white girl is only Brie Larson, the Wokeman that actually plays Captain Marvel.
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It's alright, the white girl is only Brie Larson, the Wokeman that actually plays Captain Marvel.
definitely a volcano!! 3 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Very true. My current gf is quite honestly the hottest woman I've ever dated.
Best pick up line ever 3 comments
Posting this for normal reasons such as harmless entertainment without ulterior motives 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
"On my way to work, the one get paid for legally, and do during the day..."
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@mialinay @demryn What happened?? 9 comments
But hippos can run faster than usain bolt 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
That they're not human, therefore have different biology, and anything you put out there to feel good about being obese isn't helping you?
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Henlo, fbi? 3 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Call my room a shipyard; because there's navel semen everywhere and it fucking stinks.
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A dad and his daughter out fishing 1 comments
Thankful big taboo Hamster 2 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Not long before YouTube realises and stops it, once this post goes viral
Crazy good Captain Marvel cosplay 5 comments
Feel the Difference 3 comments
Precious 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
...Mfw I'm on a first date and I try to let out a fart, thinking my date won't notice.
The ice is slippery, be careful why dontcha? 6 comments
What?! 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Shame I couldn't find a girl with a rusty water pump in my teens.
Oh well, I'm off to fuck this vacuum cleaner.
I don't get thrills over it, but the nurse in accident and emergency is hot and its the only chance I have of hanging out with her with a difficult election.
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Oh well, I'm off to fuck this vacuum cleaner.
I don't get thrills over it, but the nurse in accident and emergency is hot and its the only chance I have of hanging out with her with a difficult election.
