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kingswitcherii


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f*ck you jason 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
That bloody Vorhees kid feeding people into again
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I cought my dog in the middle of a yawn 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
That a Northern Inuit?
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Pick a side 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Did you just assume my Sandal?
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One way to keep people out 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This is both unsettling and reassuring.
They'll kill you for trespassing, but it's now become a depressing chore, so they really won't enjoy it, and they may give you a chance to escape.
Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
He also killed people, so ya know, swings and roundabouts.
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Slick this guy is 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
James Acaster: The courdory Legend.
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Kinesin protein walking 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Animation*
Ethel. 9 weeks 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
You lucky bastard
This door knob being shaped 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Good old CNCs, what would we do without them?
Apart from manual milling...
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Volatile different sordid Ram 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Better have more darts ready, because where there's one...
Walter lost his manhood today. He is soooo high 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Like dude, I don't even care right now...you want my humping pillow too?"
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yup 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Wow. This seems like a new MTV show.
"Married and Friendzoned"
Nice 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Whats that mother? No. No I won't kill her...she's nice...no, no I won't do it, I tell you!!!"
simps 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
It's not simping, it's just a kind gesture.
I work in a coffee shop, and if a customer has been particularly friendly, courteous, or Jewish, I'll give them more loyalty stamps, or wave the extra charge for another shot of coffee.
It's just a way of brightening someone's day, and rewarding them for being a good person, or Jewish.
(I'm a Spurs fan, people of the Jewish faith get special dispensations due to their affiliation with the club. I know it's maybe odd to you, dear reader, but it's my thing).
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Ass-pecially the cheeky puns 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Mmmmm...Julie Newmar...
Lalalalala Not listening!! 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
...and it turns out, the kid was right all along
I'm a lady dammit 23 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
If anyone ever outs this up on their Facebook/Twitter feed, they're toxic as fuck and you should stay the fuck away from them.
Basically, this says: "Do as I want, or you're getting a fucking headache, or beaten up".
Bestus Breastus 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
That means two things....
But hippos can run faster than usain bolt 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Additional: That's not actually Fat. Check out their muscle structure, they swole af.
But hippos can run faster than usain bolt 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
It is fecking gross, but that's actually to "musk" themselves and clean their butthole at the same time.
Crazy good Captain Marvel cosplay 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
XD
It's alright, the white girl is only Brie Larson, the Wokeman that actually plays Captain Marvel.
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definitely a volcano!! 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Very true. My current gf is quite honestly the hottest woman I've ever dated.
Best pick up line ever 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
If I rearranged the alphabet, I'd put my Dick up your ass.
Posting this for normal reasons such as harmless entertainment without ulterior motives 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"On my way to work, the one get paid for legally, and do during the day..."
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