Posting this for normal reasons such as harmless entertainment without ulterior motives

I checked in on the still very, very, very alive Jeffrey Epstein. The cameras were very, very, very working, before I went on my very, very, very, totally innocent break. Please very, very, very believe me.
[The 3rd very really sells it.]

I was on earth during the moon landing.

"On my way to work, the one get paid for legally, and do during the day..."

I think that guy killed princess Diana... his username is a lie

I'm always down for a Mulaney quote