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kingswitcherii


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What do you prefer? 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"We'll get rid of this headache for you Mr. Stevens, just relax.
You may feel a slight sting, but we assure you, the pain normally stops about halfway down..."
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I wanted to share my cat. That is all 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
It's very kind of you to share your Cat.
When's it gon be my turn?
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Cat on melon 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Felon
Don't 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Mmmm...Do nots...
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Oh yikes. 45 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
You smooth bastard
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Nerf plz 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
1 Meth, and 2 Marijuanas
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Little piggy scratching themselves 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Pork scratchings....
Want to see my duck? 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Maybe the Duck wants to see a movie, you don't know its story.
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Baguette head. The latest style, direct from Paris. 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Toute de la fruit
Baguette head. The latest style, direct from Paris. 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
It uh, it actually works...
Let’s take this global, shall we? 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Those sticks are quite modest, compared to the ones I've seen that woman at the front holding...
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It’s that guy again 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Man, I loved you in Taken.."
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*sigh* to talk to Chris Evans for 10 minutes 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This makes no sense. They barely look alike.
she's hot.... 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Fine. Try levitating with no equipment.
Manuel 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Rats are amazing, but don't think a wild rat won't chew your eyelids off while you're sleeping...
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Boom!! right in the friendzone! 32 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
*Walks into a room filled with people beating together bloody stumps, some whistling, some trying to remember what they're still clapping about, but continuing with the ritual they created over 6 years ago*
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About time we had justice! 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Busted
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Sir David Attenborough recently celebrated his 94th birthday! 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Don't you fucking dare, 2020!
New Samsung Ad - iPhone 5 and S3 compared 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Haha the S3 was a big pile of shite
It generates a latte thrust 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
That's a flat white...
Fair and square 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
...and he damn well should have!
I'm a wildlife photographer, and this is one of my recent photos that I'm really fond of! 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Not sure if photographer, or food source..."
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