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kingswitcherii


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Meeped his last meep 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Well, it does make sense. Coyotes are actually faster irl
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Doctor Phil logic 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This guy is the Jeremy Kyle of the US
Friends Floor Plan 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
The question mark room is revealed to be Monica's "room of shame". A cavalcade of absolute mess.
Even when Keanu was filming in Chinatown NYC, he still made time to take a pic with a fan 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
**Keanu Reeves falls down a flight of stairs**
FAN: "Can I get a selfie real quick?"
Keanu standing on his one good knee:
"Sure just angle the phone down a bit *artery spurts*
"quick before my smile goes..."
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SnekSubstance 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
When you're talking to a cute girl at the club, and your tongue does that thing, Instead of swallowing the saliva...
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Pics that make you go "Hmm" 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Oh...I uh...I'm sorry, I thought you...oh god...."
I wanted to share my cat. That is all 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Gib pets. Gib treatos.
Your dog has your back 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I feel bad for the people that have now become bad bois in the eyes of these dogs, just for research.
They're the real MVP
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TW Political meme! 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Best comment on the 2016 election thus far, @nekkidninja
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You're the pi of my eye <3 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
When the Pizza hits your eye, like a big amore, That's a moon pie.
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I'd also hazard a guess that there's more brits that can cook, than can't.
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
He puts way too much fuck into everything.
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I wanted to share my cat. That is all 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Right. When lockdown and this virus bullshit is over, I'm coming over with a truckload of Gib
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kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Yes. Gordon Ramsay is an awful British Cook...
Pics that make you go "Hmm" 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Wait, You think I'm Laurence Fishbourne?"
What do you prefer? 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"We'll get rid of this headache for you Mr. Stevens, just relax.
You may feel a slight sting, but we assure you, the pain normally stops about halfway down..."
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I wanted to share my cat. That is all 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
It's very kind of you to share your Cat.
When's it gon be my turn?
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Cat on melon 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Felon
Don't 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Mmmm...Do nots...
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Oh yikes. 45 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
You smooth bastard
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Nerf plz 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
1 Meth, and 2 Marijuanas
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Little piggy scratching themselves 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Pork scratchings....
Want to see my duck? 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Maybe the Duck wants to see a movie, you don't know its story.
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