Kids? Nah.

Tell him I love his movies, and start calling him "Son" just to piss him off, and hope he retorts with "You mother fucker..."

This post aged well....

Hey now, this could completely be innocent.
Maybe she's peeing directly into his penis, so he can go for them both, because guys can more or less go anywhere.
I said innocent, I didn't say it wasn't also gonna be weird.

Things were so innocent back then...
Now we have a deadly disease that's worse than Cancer
It's called Twitter.
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We also have COVID-19.

It's like that horrible dream when you turn up to work naked, only you're not at work, everyone is a stranger, and the fridge is still at home.

Jokes on them, my girlfriend is Asexual.

Well, it does make sense. Coyotes are actually faster irl

This guy is the Jeremy Kyle of the US

The question mark room is revealed to be Monica's "room of shame". A cavalcade of absolute mess.

**Keanu Reeves falls down a flight of stairs**
FAN: "Can I get a selfie real quick?"
Keanu standing on his one good knee:
"Sure just angle the phone down a bit *artery spurts*
"quick before my smile goes..."

When you're talking to a cute girl at the club, and your tongue does that thing, Instead of swallowing the saliva...

I feel bad for the people that have now become bad bois in the eyes of these dogs, just for research.
They're the real MVP

When the Pizza hits your eye, like a big amore, That's a moon pie.

Hair

"Wait, You think I'm Laurence Fishbourne?"