Best I can do is $2 each...

This is all so when he's king of Mars, kids and dogs can still carry his golf clubs, while the ones that aren't Caddies work in the glass domed salt mines.

This is all so when he's king of Mars, kids and dogs can still carry his golf clubs, while the ones that aren't Caddies work in the glass domed salt mines.

Krankin' Wagon?
Sounds like a government service to stop people with erectile dysfunction, being arrested for "working" on their issues.

False. This was Glastonbury, it is a yearly festival, and they employ people to clean up afterwards.
The people that run it own the land it's held on as well, so I don't see the problem, but whatever Boomer.

False. This was Glastonbury, it is a yearly festival, and they employ people to lend up afterwards.
The people that run it own the land it's held on as well, so I don't see the problem, but whatever Boomer.

Well, being that it's more of a viscous surface, they actually bathing in their own Skin.

Also " if the bar is lowered on how badly humans should be treated, hold my beer"

He's actually quite sexually active

Quoth the Ramen:
"Never able to afford real food"

Funny how, without even realising, the one they named after Will looks more like Will, and the one they named after Jayda looks more like Jayda...

So, don't get the government to deal with the fact that it's so easy to shoot up a school, make it the school's responsibility to protect the kids from being shot.
Seems legit.

How a sniper's scope looks in real life* or What a sniper's scope looks like*
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When the fuck did people become so damn stupid they started using "how it looks like..."?
Enough Internet.
Read a damn book, Pepega!

He should try lube and maybe a wanking mallet next time.

"Where do you keep your Oscar?"

Teach him a lesson, crap HIS pants

Yeah. Just focus on this one poster, and ignore all the others...

Screaming like a fucking Twat, and having the balls to call yourself a musician is something Yoko created.

I now use Bing.
Using Google is like going back to those comfy shoes you like wearing so much, only with the comfort comes the knowledge and realisation that they fucking stink.

He's waiting for those bitches to get the fuck off it, so he can go back to piloting it home.
Poor fucker only stopped to stretch his legs.

Living this right now

"...If it takes foreveeeeerrrr..."

Don't care, Gib...

They're gills. She's wasn't blinking, she was breathing; it's a cephalopod thing.