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kingswitcherii


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What kind of girl are you? 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
R/regulargirls
Day 30 of whenever I can remember : I made dis :3 (not really) 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
They're pretty much favourite animal.
Bred for its skills in Magic...
Well, Aren't They? 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Not always. In the movie Zombie Flesh Eaters AKA - Zombie Creeping Flesh, they were depicted as Apex killers that revelled in chasing down, tiring out and killing their victims.
This was depicted brilliantly in the fight between the "Great White" Shark and The zombie.
The Zombie is now established as the most proficient killing machine in the world.
Well, Aren't They? 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Mummies were however, people of power and wealth in their first life, and a curse upon the person that disturbs their rest will be chased until their demise, destroying everyone and everything that stands in their path.
They are not zombies, as they were dissected, and had no brain to speak of, just mindless automatons carrying out the whims of the curse, a vessel for the curse if you will.
They were animated spirits, not living dead.
They cannot be killed unless the curse is lifted.
Zombies will keep going until the virus is eradicated or they're all killed, and often relearn their human traits, given enough time being reanimated.
The ravenous state, is merely their baby stage.
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Tl;dr: Mummies are BluRay downloads on a blank USB.
Zombies are the original BluRay, but it's been left out of its case, is full of dust and scratches, and only works on that shitty portable BluRay player you got for a dollar, that only works with certain disks.
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Well, Aren't They? 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
No. Depending on the angle the book or movie is taking, Zombies are either servants of a higher power I.e. human Servants of Dracula that do his bidding with the promise of becoming Vampyr.
The evil they do causes their soul to corrupt, infesting their body with the decay they have caused Dracula's victims.
They are also just simply the undead; The dead the brought back to life via viral outbreak/experiments.
In traditional folklore, they are servants of voodoo priests, never high status, someone that won't be missed.
UNGRATEFUL b*tch 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Fuck this guy.
UNGRATEFUL b*tch 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Fuck this guy.
Zombie rights activists 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Simon Pegg called it.
ZombAid..
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Everyone will understand this 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Lol. This aged well....
That is such a great deal 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Best I can do is $2 each...
The hero we need 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This is all so when he's king of Mars, kids and dogs can still carry his golf clubs, while the ones that aren't Caddies work in the glass domed salt mines.
The hero we need 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This is all so when he's king of Mars, kids and dogs can still carry his golf clubs, while the ones that aren't Caddies work in the glass domed salt mines.
German language 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Krankin' Wagon?
Sounds like a government service to stop people with erectile dysfunction, being arrested for "working" on their issues.
Ironic 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
False. This was Glastonbury, it is a yearly festival, and they employ people to clean up afterwards.
The people that run it own the land it's held on as well, so I don't see the problem, but whatever Boomer.
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Ironic 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
False. This was Glastonbury, it is a yearly festival, and they employ people to lend up afterwards.
The people that run it own the land it's held on as well, so I don't see the problem, but whatever Boomer.
Ice blood 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Well, being that it's more of a viscous surface, they actually bathing in their own Skin.
New rule to live by 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Also " if the bar is lowered on how badly humans should be treated, hold my beer"
Moss, playing hard to get since 2006 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
He's actually quite sexually active
That's So Ramen 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Quoth the Ramen:
"Never able to afford real food"
Anyone else think that Willow Smith might just be Jaden Smith in drag? 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Funny how, without even realising, the one they named after Will looks more like Will, and the one they named after Jayda looks more like Jayda...
· Edited 3 years ago
Bulletproof blanket? 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
So, don't get the government to deal with the fact that it's so easy to shoot up a school, make it the school's responsibility to protect the kids from being shot.
Seems legit.
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Sniper scope view movies vs real life 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
How a sniper's scope looks in real life* or What a sniper's scope looks like*
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When the fuck did people become so damn stupid they started using "how it looks like..."?
Enough Internet.
Read a damn book, Pepega!
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Coolest party 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
He should try lube and maybe a wanking mallet next time.
Or her hair 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Where do you keep your Oscar?"
I would cry 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Teach him a lesson, crap HIS pants