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kingswitcherii


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Might come in handy someday. 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Same.
Respect to them 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
They should also not be forced into claiming refunds, because they were duped...
Respect to them 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
So, how long were you crying for...?
You can do the thing. 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Ugh. Why didn't I think of that?
Thanks.
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You can do the thing. 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Ugh. Why didn't I think of that?
Thanks.
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Nice grandma 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
The original joke was, this was stolen.
You can do the thing. 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I can only comment on random posts. FS is knackered.
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You can do the thing. 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I CAN suck my bollocks through this trumpet!
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One of these costumes are not like the others! 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Violet was Brunette. That's why they're casting disapproving looks...
Search engines 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Google Now: Here's Wikipedia, 10 ads, and nothing for the other 16 pages that's relevant to your search.
Bing Now: How you like me now?
· Edited 3 years ago
Worst kind of person! 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I'd tell her "too late", and move on.
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I'm a level 60 office archer 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
You're not Billy Peltzer by any chance, are you?
· Edited 3 years ago
Your a dumb ass for even sticking that tv on the cieling! 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
You're*
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Who's the dumbass, again?
:) 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"...Then you get the women..."
Think about it for a second...and lose that last piece of childhood forever. 27 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Shit man, the porn you're watching is awful...
Think about it for a second...and lose that last piece of childhood forever. 27 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Shit man, the porn you're watching is awful...
What kind of girl are you? 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
R/regulargirls
Day 30 of whenever I can remember : I made dis :3 (not really) 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
They're pretty much favourite animal.
Bred for its skills in Magic...
Well, Aren't They? 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Not always. In the movie Zombie Flesh Eaters AKA - Zombie Creeping Flesh, they were depicted as Apex killers that revelled in chasing down, tiring out and killing their victims.
This was depicted brilliantly in the fight between the "Great White" Shark and The zombie.
The Zombie is now established as the most proficient killing machine in the world.
Well, Aren't They? 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Mummies were however, people of power and wealth in their first life, and a curse upon the person that disturbs their rest will be chased until their demise, destroying everyone and everything that stands in their path.
They are not zombies, as they were dissected, and had no brain to speak of, just mindless automatons carrying out the whims of the curse, a vessel for the curse if you will.
They were animated spirits, not living dead.
They cannot be killed unless the curse is lifted.
Zombies will keep going until the virus is eradicated or they're all killed, and often relearn their human traits, given enough time being reanimated.
The ravenous state, is merely their baby stage.
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Tl;dr: Mummies are BluRay downloads on a blank USB.
Zombies are the original BluRay, but it's been left out of its case, is full of dust and scratches, and only works on that shitty portable BluRay player you got for a dollar, that only works with certain disks.
· Edited 3 years ago
Well, Aren't They? 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
No. Depending on the angle the book or movie is taking, Zombies are either servants of a higher power I.e. human Servants of Dracula that do his bidding with the promise of becoming Vampyr.
The evil they do causes their soul to corrupt, infesting their body with the decay they have caused Dracula's victims.
They are also just simply the undead; The dead the brought back to life via viral outbreak/experiments.
In traditional folklore, they are servants of voodoo priests, never high status, someone that won't be missed.
UNGRATEFUL b*tch 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Fuck this guy.
UNGRATEFUL b*tch 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Fuck this guy.
Zombie rights activists 21 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Simon Pegg called it.
ZombAid..
· Edited 3 years ago
Everyone will understand this 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Lol. This aged well....