Yeah, Princess Diana lost all her fucks after finding out Charles had cheated.

Colin

*picks kid out of cart*
"NO, Michael! We talked about this!"

Said every porn star ever....

My band released two singles with accompanying videos.

My band released two singles with accompanying videos.

"Unhand me, sir, or I shall lay upon thee a furious flippering!"

Neigh is pronounced "Nay"
Who calls people "To-Naaaay!"

It does work. People see the first figure, and not the .99 extra cents, so their brain convinces them, that it's cheaper.

...and then the whole school applauded.
Sure thing, Chet.

Yes

It why a white man always goes left.

Their targets aren't the only things they miss..

Their targets aren't the only things they miss..

Hugh Williams in Wales, is Like John Smith in England.

It's not just the phrase "Never old. Never New".
It's the "Get yours" that throws me.
It's either an invitation to sexual dalliance a veiled threat, an invitation to buy something on sale, or an invitation to buy a spinner that's been specifically built for you and waiting for you in a warehouse somewhere, after having beaten the gate keeper, a riddle from a wisened old crone, and defeated the Dragon of Aithar, to be able to claim your prize.
I'm not sure which one to be more concerened about.

I've been saying this for years.

Actors getting ready to say some racist shit in a room full of black people like...

Good luck fucking Deer for sex, Mowgli.
From the sound of outside my house in Springtime, they don't enjoy it much...

I don't care what wall you write it on, I'm not sucking a Dick.

This is how they should've done Batwoman...