The last one is not quite accurate.
The nock is the little plastic I shape that helps the arrow attach to the string itself.
The "feathered" parts are not named "flights" like with darts. They're called Fletchings. The lead Fletching is the "Hen".

Hapless*

Isn't he the guy from Brice Almighty that gets monkey retrieved from, then shoved up his Butt?

ALAN PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEEEE

...and now he's getting divorced.

My gf

Nobody likes surprise butt stuff.

Nobody likes surprise butt stuff.

"You're Hiored"?

Yeah, Princess Diana lost all her fucks after finding out Charles had cheated.

Colin

*picks kid out of cart*
"NO, Michael! We talked about this!"

Said every porn star ever....

My band released two singles with accompanying videos.

My band released two singles with accompanying videos.

"Unhand me, sir, or I shall lay upon thee a furious flippering!"

Neigh is pronounced "Nay"
Who calls people "To-Naaaay!"

It does work. People see the first figure, and not the .99 extra cents, so their brain convinces them, that it's cheaper.

...and then the whole school applauded.
Sure thing, Chet.

Yes

It why a white man always goes left.