Poor girl 11 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Being a racist bitch
Poor girl 11 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
What if you're nothing already?
When you go to sleep, you're nothing.
Once nobody is paying attention and going to other pages, you're nothing.
If all that makes you something, you're already nothing, perpetuating a pointless existence.
When you go to sleep, you're nothing.
Once nobody is paying attention and going to other pages, you're nothing.
If all that makes you something, you're already nothing, perpetuating a pointless existence.
Got bless the little bugs whom glow 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
We don't have them in the UK.
I'd be tempted to just let a bunch free, and hope they mate with Spiders, so we get a heads up when they're around, instead of scaring the eff out of us in the shower.
The plan does fall flat, when we reach out to turn the wrong light off...
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I'd be tempted to just let a bunch free, and hope they mate with Spiders, so we get a heads up when they're around, instead of scaring the eff out of us in the shower.
The plan does fall flat, when we reach out to turn the wrong light off...
Old template, old meme 2 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
A Condom? As in, a singular Condom?
How did you buy that?
"One sex, please!"
"What?"
"I need to have a sexing, but only once!"
"We only sell them in threes"
"I only want one..."
*splits package*
" I'm only doing this because I like you...not because you're already naked and I want you leave immediately..."
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How did you buy that?
"One sex, please!"
"What?"
"I need to have a sexing, but only once!"
"We only sell them in threes"
"I only want one..."
*splits package*
" I'm only doing this because I like you...not because you're already naked and I want you leave immediately..."
I mean it is true though 11 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
What kind of question is that?
I haven't asked each individual person, so how would I know their intentions?
I haven't asked each individual person, so how would I know their intentions?
I mean it is true though 11 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
My girlfriend is a streamer, and it's amazing watching her play.
I appreciate when someone is good at what they do.
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I appreciate when someone is good at what they do.
Bri'ish 3 comments
Monke busters, the elder guardians 4 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
They're considered pests in some areas.
They literally go ham on you for your food, and cause all sorts of destruction.
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They literally go ham on you for your food, and cause all sorts of destruction.
Monke busters, the elder guardians 4 comments
Slow day on the beat 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Seven Grams? SEVEN??
That's a quarter. A week's worth.
Three nights if you're a proper blazer.
That's a quarter. A week's worth.
Three nights if you're a proper blazer.
Every time I do a group project 6 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Yeah, that's right. A world famous actress doesn't have a publicist or anyone around, that told her what you need to do for an award ceremony.
Seems adorable, but is so fake.
Seems adorable, but is so fake.
Thoughts on the shitter... 4 comments
Ain't no Mumble Rappers allowed in here 6 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
After that, one line of the chorus in Dragostea Din Tei, before I finish my shift...
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Just a cat being a cat 9 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
UK law states, that if he peed on it, that train is now his and only HE gets to decide when the train starts running.
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