Beans 2 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Er..have you even had Fish and Chips, Chicken Tikka Masala, and ALL the fucking awesome candy, the best of which was so good the Americans brought the company?
Yeah, you probably have.
I'd like to trade all of that for your Biscuits and gravy...
Yeah, you probably have.
I'd like to trade all of that for your Biscuits and gravy...
If u read this your gae 1 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Well, if they're prepared to get inside your butt to get it, I doubt cutting open a flashlight while wearing gloves and some Vaporub under their nose, will be a problem.
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We are terrifying...isn't it cool. 24 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Fish die if you make them move house without warning.
We just shout until the day we've changed our habitat.
We just shout until the day we've changed our habitat.
Poor girl 11 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
What if you're nothing already?
When you go to sleep, you're nothing.
Once nobody is paying attention and going to other pages, you're nothing.
If all that makes you something, you're already nothing, perpetuating a pointless existence.
When you go to sleep, you're nothing.
Once nobody is paying attention and going to other pages, you're nothing.
If all that makes you something, you're already nothing, perpetuating a pointless existence.
Got bless the little bugs whom glow 8 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
We don't have them in the UK.
I'd be tempted to just let a bunch free, and hope they mate with Spiders, so we get a heads up when they're around, instead of scaring the eff out of us in the shower.
The plan does fall flat, when we reach out to turn the wrong light off...
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I'd be tempted to just let a bunch free, and hope they mate with Spiders, so we get a heads up when they're around, instead of scaring the eff out of us in the shower.
The plan does fall flat, when we reach out to turn the wrong light off...
Old template, old meme 2 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
A Condom? As in, a singular Condom?
How did you buy that?
"One sex, please!"
"What?"
"I need to have a sexing, but only once!"
"We only sell them in threes"
"I only want one..."
*splits package*
" I'm only doing this because I like you...not because you're already naked and I want you leave immediately..."
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How did you buy that?
"One sex, please!"
"What?"
"I need to have a sexing, but only once!"
"We only sell them in threes"
"I only want one..."
*splits package*
" I'm only doing this because I like you...not because you're already naked and I want you leave immediately..."
I mean it is true though 11 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
What kind of question is that?
I haven't asked each individual person, so how would I know their intentions?
I haven't asked each individual person, so how would I know their intentions?
I mean it is true though 11 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
My girlfriend is a streamer, and it's amazing watching her play.
I appreciate when someone is good at what they do.
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I appreciate when someone is good at what they do.
Bri'ish 3 comments
Monke busters, the elder guardians 4 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
They're considered pests in some areas.
They literally go ham on you for your food, and cause all sorts of destruction.
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They literally go ham on you for your food, and cause all sorts of destruction.
Monke busters, the elder guardians 4 comments
Slow day on the beat 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Seven Grams? SEVEN??
That's a quarter. A week's worth.
Three nights if you're a proper blazer.
That's a quarter. A week's worth.
Three nights if you're a proper blazer.
Every time I do a group project 6 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 years ago
Yeah, that's right. A world famous actress doesn't have a publicist or anyone around, that told her what you need to do for an award ceremony.
Seems adorable, but is so fake.
Seems adorable, but is so fake.
We support the gays and their lesbianing rights or whatever...."