Ellen just sitting there again, making it all about her.

Pretty accurate tbh.

If I were the Arctic Monkeys, I would have started playing the Oscar speech music.

A bit rapey...

What the fu-

Not true.
Before them there was table flip and "FUUUUUUUUUUU...."

"That's one small step for a man, one giant le...oh shit, sorry dude.."

Watched my brother win the triathlon, because my Mum wasn't like: "If you have to go, Noah, take your brother..."

The woman looks like she hasn't stopped yet.
As for the 3rd guy, there's actually an interesting YouTube video about the case.

No. Handguns, open/concealed carry, and some shotguns are illegal.

I had the movie spoiled for me, by Disney. No actual spoilers, it was just a let down.

What would you expect?
4,000 people to start telling them about their day, and how they came to get away from wife because they're going through a trial separation?
Just shout "wooo" and let them get the fuck on with it.

Good for you. Toxic bitch.

For a second there, I thought Peter was carrying Rocket in a papoose...

To the title, you're thinking the M1 Garand, not M16.
They used Enfields, M1 Garands, and M1 Carbine.

Well done Marvel, you shoved it up there flaccid, waited for an erection and fucked yourselves.

Even those borders are a bit too big tbh...

I hear the first feed isn't actually Milk, it's some kind of injection of antibodies to kick off the Baby's immune system, and fortify it for life outside the womb.
Humans are fucking amazing.

8 years later, and everyone that thinks they can pull this off are still wrong.

What about nearly shitting yourself in public?

My girlfriend is a streamer, she'd actively encourage it.

Now he has the full package!