"...How did I end up in this Wheelchair you ask?
Well for me to answer that, we'll have to go way back to 2016..."

"These toys may smell of wee, come the morn'..."

"....Thoughts arrive like butteeerfliiiiies!"

This is from a documentary about Kurt Cobain though.
This guy is talking about Aberdeen, Washington.

Mr. T ain't evil...

R.I.P Stan. :(

Does he mean invalid, or invalid?

It's not dying, it's aging with style.

Tbh, they seem to agree...

Mitchell and Webb; pure genius.

Justice league: End Game.

Has anyone tried grenade fishing?

Why does this look to me like a bunch of people in costumes, lining up to spit water at a dude?

r/notlikeothergirls

You give fat bitches diet coke?

"...Batteries not included..."

How can people not get this?

Winky...

A creepy ass gift that'll probably scare the crap out of her brother for years...

Stole the idea from Spaceballs.

Funsunstance today.

Proof that the world is flat!
(Despite the experiment being conducted on a world that isn't flat, with all the influences a globe would have on said tests).

"Into people" the Catholic Church has a lot to answer for.

Um no. We fill the sink with freedom mix it with tea and set fire to it.