- "These are the oldest working doors in the world"
- "That's amazing!"
- "Yes, they've only had 11,137 locks, 16,250 panels, and 98,012 hinges replaced"
- "Truly a wonder of engineering!"

It looks impractical, but it has its porpoises.

Fuck. Not this song. Just fucking no.

Nothing, but if you're dressed as a city Gent, and you're a Duck it might be funny to others.

If you can have a full blown conversation with the snake, you go to Hogwarts, you get an owl, you get a magic wand and do spells and shit.
This is why most of us never got our letters... the kids you never saw again, and don't see on Facebook decades afterwards?
Hogwarts.
That enigmatic supply teacher that you liked and they never came back?
Hogwarts.
The reason you never had any friends that you could connect to?
Your letter was held by your parents, and also nobody likes you.

I've heard of "make him your bitch", but damn...

Fun fact: Only one person ever took up the offer.
Also, it wasn't band members, it was a member WITH the band, that was the "prize"; a provocative dancer they had on stage, their version of Prodigy's Leroy or Keith.
The band members could join in, but only at their own choosing. The winner of the golden condom wasn't allowed to request beyond the dancer.

..to those that befriend the Dolphins and have sex with them...

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for work done on Thursday night so if we don't get the time then I can see how the next week is better for you and I can come by tomorrow morning.
I think the elves have been at my stash again...

His...his brain is fried...?

"Lump of fuck" I'm gonna remember that one.

Gotta love Tricky. Legend.
Good musician, and he was the henchman that got vaporised using a Fake "Moolteebasss" in the Fifth Element

He has now "de-gayed" himself.

Me with Cyberpunk 2077 rn

"Your Mom was Better"

Because then it would be netball and the other players would have to leave the pitch. Gahd.

How did he manage to sing with the mic on backwards?

**Random**
Southern Comfort.
Shared 6 bottles with 4 friends, and ended up filling a sink, some of the bath and the toilet with puke.
Never again. That stuff is evil.

She had such a bright future.
She already acted in some huge, long running series at the time.
Look at her filmography, it's excellent for such a young actor.

Just change the batteries, you lazy cow.

Days later, your Dad was arrested.

Nah, they're the many vaginas we can go through when we go through this all again.
The last star we see before we die, is the next vagina we go through.