The doors of the Pantheon 18 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
Jesus dude, learn to read a joke.
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Follow me for more 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
The part where you're not sure if the ringing is from the sound of the ball, or you have concussion...
The doors of the Pantheon 18 comments
Mozart's Handwriting vs Beethoven's Handwriting 6 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
Mozart never drafted anything, he wrote it all in his head.
The only reason he wrote it down, was to seek payment for his work, and prove it was his. Simply for copyright.
The only reason he wrote it down, was to seek payment for his work, and prove it was his. Simply for copyright.
People predicting the future in the year 2000 .. 3 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
Yeah, the Daily Mail is a toilet paper of a newspaper.
I'm not surprised they got it wrong.
I'm not surprised they got it wrong.
The doors of the Pantheon 18 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
- "These are the oldest working doors in the world"
- "That's amazing!"
- "Yes, they've only had 11,137 locks, 16,250 panels, and 98,012 hinges replaced"
- "Truly a wonder of engineering!"
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- "That's amazing!"
- "Yes, they've only had 11,137 locks, 16,250 panels, and 98,012 hinges replaced"
- "Truly a wonder of engineering!"
Money Whale Spent 4 comments
Oh, Danny boy. Not again. 5 comments
Seriously! What's wrong with them? 12 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
Nothing, but if you're dressed as a city Gent, and you're a Duck it might be funny to others.
The man with the big snake 9 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
If you can have a full blown conversation with the snake, you go to Hogwarts, you get an owl, you get a magic wand and do spells and shit.
This is why most of us never got our letters... the kids you never saw again, and don't see on Facebook decades afterwards?
Hogwarts.
That enigmatic supply teacher that you liked and they never came back?
Hogwarts.
The reason you never had any friends that you could connect to?
Your letter was held by your parents, and also nobody likes you.
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This is why most of us never got our letters... the kids you never saw again, and don't see on Facebook decades afterwards?
Hogwarts.
That enigmatic supply teacher that you liked and they never came back?
Hogwarts.
The reason you never had any friends that you could connect to?
Your letter was held by your parents, and also nobody likes you.
How flatworms mate 10 comments
The band we need 17 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
Fun fact: Only one person ever took up the offer.
Also, it wasn't band members, it was a member WITH the band, that was the "prize"; a provocative dancer they had on stage, their version of Prodigy's Leroy or Keith.
The band members could join in, but only at their own choosing. The winner of the golden condom wasn't allowed to request beyond the dancer.
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Also, it wasn't band members, it was a member WITH the band, that was the "prize"; a provocative dancer they had on stage, their version of Prodigy's Leroy or Keith.
The band members could join in, but only at their own choosing. The winner of the golden condom wasn't allowed to request beyond the dancer.
Happy Holidays 5 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
..to those that befriend the Dolphins and have sex with them...
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The terrifying anatomy of Grimace 15 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
Honestly @nelson I'd eat the shit out of that, if it was a menu item.
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The terrifying anatomy of Grimace 15 comments
You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf Predictive Text Game 29 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for work done on Thursday night so if we don't get the time then I can see how the next week is better for you and I can come by tomorrow morning.
I think the elves have been at my stash again...
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I think the elves have been at my stash again...
We're not gonna make it, are we? 10 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
Nah, this new fear gripping the world.
They'll keep using it, and varying the degree of fear with each variant.
It was Ebola a few years back it didn't freak enough people out.
Now they have this virus that is actually killin people, they'll bleed it dry, because people are looking to them for information and guidance again.
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They'll keep using it, and varying the degree of fear with each variant.
It was Ebola a few years back it didn't freak enough people out.
Now they have this virus that is actually killin people, they'll bleed it dry, because people are looking to them for information and guidance again.
The terrifying anatomy of Grimace 15 comments
Poke poke. Work damn you! 10 comments
Comment on Lance Armstrong on drugs 2 comments
kingswitcherii
· 2 years ago
Gotta love Tricky. Legend.
Good musician, and he was the henchman that got vaporised using a Fake "Moolteebasss" in the Fifth Element
Good musician, and he was the henchman that got vaporised using a Fake "Moolteebasss" in the Fifth Element
