If you set aside all that agonising torture and murder, Jigsaw was just an eccentric quiz show host.

"Cornflakes for Breakfast? Thats disgusting, Meghan!"

So, what was the best thing before 1927?

"The longer you leave this, the funnier it is"

If you got it right, not only did you hit the ringer, you'd hurt the ear of the person you just hung up on, so they would also FEEL how pissed you were.

"....weirdly enough, whes been 'working late' every day since the party..."

He's a Cockney Gentleman

Of course. If all girls had writing on their boobs, we wouldn't be staring at their boobs, we'd be educated by Boobs.

That's why only the "fuck boys" flirt.
They're just shooting their shot, because women are WAY too subtle.

7 Weevils in a jam jar

Mario doesn't do that though...

If you can be anything in this world, be Lid.

Nice ass

"Maurice it is, then.."

I've known people that like dogging.

BIB!

Hey man, he's just got places to be, leave him the duck alone.

Warranted

Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, because ducks can't stop themselves from shitting.
Tru fax

The slow boiled frog approach to war.
Slowly take over countries without pissing off people enough to get invaded yourself. Form an alliance, and take over the world, piece by piece.
Before you know it, we're Russia's bitch, and everyone wonders how they did it.

* keyboard intro to Baba O'Rily *

Hehe..Crowberman