Ms. Frizzle was high as shit.

Sounds like Ghandi's
"What do you think of Western civilization?"
"I think it would be a good idea...

A hole planet? I've never heard of Donut3169

Didn't he die a virgin?

I want one

It's not altruistic, if you do it for likes.

"Oh hothothothot hot hot hoooooot!"

"Once in every lifetiiiiime!"
R.I.P. Rik :'(

Genshin fam ftw

I love this. Hits me right, especially with my gf being a gamer too

"Customer is King" is one of the first rules or (six steps) to any Caffe Nero employee.
It's this one rule that stresses you out the most when trying to get home on time, and someone comes in 2 minutes before you close.

"Karl, you're talking shit again!"

I watched 3 seasons and didn't laugh once.

Toliet?

"...Is this the human concept known as Friends?..."
.
"...Silence, Jafod- also known as Steve!
We are about to become a moment lost, but fortified all at the same time..."
"...Ah! The self taken memory panel, I have heard of this..."
"..Does Jafod-also known as Steve possess any such notion of chill?.."
"Understood, Commander. Relaxed female Dog visage engaged..."

Toad or Yoshi

It feels so weird seeing Hayden looking grown up. In my head, he's 20 forever.

So as a meat eater, I am always Hotdog?
I am Human; the forbidden Hotdog!

8. Full-on, under-caffeinated, "fuck this shit" 8.

Thinking of myself as a guy that wins the lottery, and has an 11-inch pant python.

I'm tellin ya; washing liquid spray..

I dunno, maybe it's because you're the type of woman that would beat her husband with a golf club, is why he's with another woman.
You go to jail and lose your freedom, he gets nursed back to health, with love from a woman that cares.
Win/win for him.

Employers shouldn't expect special treatment if they waste someone's time, and nobody applies to a job without thinking of the salary; that's kind of important, so the candidate knows they can pay the rent and afford to not die every month.
Courtesy is expected, but until they're employed, they're not the candidate's boss.