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kingswitcherii


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Teacher of the year! 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Ms. Frizzle was high as shit.
There's no correlation between intelligence and wisdom 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Sounds like Ghandi's
"What do you think of Western civilization?"
"I think it would be a good idea...
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Someone had a hole planet named after their an*s 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
A hole planet? I've never heard of Donut3169
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Ugh shuddup already 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Didn't he die a virgin?
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Pro move 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I want one
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Wholesome 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
It's not altruistic, if you do it for likes.
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1 April 1995. Logan Paul is born, weighing in at a little over 50 kurics 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"Oh hothothothot hot hot hoooooot!"
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Potatoes! 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"Once in every lifetiiiiime!"
R.I.P. Rik :'(
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propane 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Genshin fam ftw
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You're awesome and you deserve good things in life 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I love this. Hits me right, especially with my gf being a gamer too
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Working in retail? Know this: 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"Customer is King" is one of the first rules or (six steps) to any Caffe Nero employee.
It's this one rule that stresses you out the most when trying to get home on time, and someone comes in 2 minutes before you close.
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Railway Signal man lost his legs and a Monkey learned his job 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"Karl, you're talking shit again!"
Truly a tragic event 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I watched 3 seasons and didn't laugh once.
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In fairness, I think we'd all watch this 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
They make the same noise a tortoise does.
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Priorities 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Toliet?
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I like doing human activities like respiring atmospheric air 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
"...Is this the human concept known as Friends?..."
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"...Silence, Jafod- also known as Steve!
We are about to become a moment lost, but fortified all at the same time..."
"...Ah! The self taken memory panel, I have heard of this..."
"..Does Jafod-also known as Steve possess any such notion of chill?.."
"Understood, Commander. Relaxed female Dog visage engaged..."
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Toad for me 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Toad or Yoshi
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2001 & 2022 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
It feels so weird seeing Hayden looking grown up. In my head, he's 20 forever.
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Fillosuffee 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
So as a meat eater, I am always Hotdog?
I am Human; the forbidden Hotdog!
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I Tend to Run the Gambit every Day 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
8. Full-on, under-caffeinated, "fuck this shit" 8.
Fillosuffee 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Thinking of myself as a guy that wins the lottery, and has an 11-inch pant python.
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***roach: 'Tis but a scratch 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I'm tellin ya; washing liquid spray..
Double standard 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
I dunno, maybe it's because you're the type of woman that would beat her husband with a golf club, is why he's with another woman.
You go to jail and lose your freedom, he gets nursed back to health, with love from a woman that cares.
Win/win for him.
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Potatoes! 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
Employers shouldn't expect special treatment if they waste someone's time, and nobody applies to a job without thinking of the salary; that's kind of important, so the candidate knows they can pay the rent and afford to not die every month.
Courtesy is expected, but until they're employed, they're not the candidate's boss.
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Anyone know? 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 years ago
No way, that's a pangolin. You can see from the plating.
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