Good job giving T-pain credit for a quote that's not his, that quote is from Oscar Gamble.

Im not even entirely sure that the narwhal fact is true. All this time no one is sure what their tusk is used for, their was evidence found only about a year ago that they may use it to help them hunt but even that isn't for sure. The fun fact should have been that their horn is actually an overgrown tooth that grows through a hole on their head.

Im not sure why it says your showers, this would probably be more useful when you're having a soak in the bath while reading. Though you could put it on the edge of the tub this seems a bit safer.

The ultimate good birb

They both ate it, they got themselves kicked out of Eden.

https://youtu.be/e1ykGtuKnks
A fair warning: its not for the weak of heart ;-;

For those wondering you can purchase these from several stores on Etsy, they also have others including mewtwo, Arcanine, gengar, Pikachu and others.

When I'm late for class and i gotta get the last parking spot before someone else steals it

There was one point when he was in your shoes too, don't give up!

https://www.tsa.gov/blog/2018/07/10/ways-travel-cremated-remains
They did not go through it for "no reason" they went through it because it triggered an alarm because it was in a ceramic container wrapped in foil. TSA's website highly recommend putting the remains in a wood or plastic container before traveling to ensure it can be screened properly without setting off any alarms. Putting anything ceramic into checked luggage is already a bad idea, even if they hadn't opened it it could have easily broken. Very sad this happened but he could have easily prevented this by doing some research before traveling with precious cargo.

Panda's are not critically endangered, in fact, theyre not even considered endangered anymore. They are considered a vulnerable species because there habit is in danger but thankfully they are no longer endangered.

It doesn't work if you have to stick your fingers into the cage, thats like sticking your fingers into a blender!

Century plants or agave live about 10 to 30 years. They only flower once, near the end of their life to reproduce before dying. The stalks can get nearly 26 feet high, but the base can be quite sharp so you have to be careful around them.

They look so much like him. We miss you Steve :(