"What makes you think I won't cut you?"

Homemade donut glaze

My kids: "Hey Mo-"
Me: "No"

I have seen like 50 versions of this picture, but this one is by far my favorite

My son once found a sex swing in the kids section at Goodwill. They actually had it set up lol I heard him yell "Mom, look at this funny swing!" I turned around and he was laying in it, pretending to be an airplane lol When we got to the register I had to discreetly tell the guy that it was not a swing for children

"You can ban bullets, but you can't ban my balls"

My husband and our youngest son are 'afterblobs'. My husband was born 14 years after his siblings, and our youngest was born 10 years after his sibling

I seriously just came on here to post in the chat that I bought my first house today, and this is the first thing I see lol

Digging giant holes in the sand at the beach

I have no idea why, but these guys have always creeped me out.
I remember watching Labyrinth with my husband a few years ago, and I hadn't watched it since I was a child. I was not sober, and the fireys came on...It was terrifying lol I shot up off the floor, and speed walked out of the room saying "Nope! No, no, no, no!" My husband was so confused

Ok, but seriously...Where can I get a pearl ball gag?

It's my husband and me when were fighing, but we still have to parent together

My ex sister in law had 2 gym memberships. One gym she went to to socialize, the other was for actually working out lol

I had a friend years ago who pretty much lived on drugs and junk food. Seriously, the guy never ate fruit or veggies. He wound up living with a vegan couple and started eating healthy(but kept doing drugs). The first 2 weeks his body just couldn't handle it and he sh*t like all over the place, and I guess it was this really weird detox sh*t. He looked lethargic and haggard. It was one of the weirdest things I've seen.

Yeah sitting on a stack of chairs as a kid is cool, but did you ever have sex on a stack of chairs as an adult?...I would not recommend it

I don't know...I had to teach my husband about communication, respect, and sexual coercion (consent) when we first started dating. It was a rocky first few months, but we've been together 15 years now. I'm glad I took the time to educate him on those things...That's just me though. I totally get that some people just can't be educated on those subjects

10. Have hobbies...together and separately

If he's saying "Oh no!" she is not doing it right. My husband loves when I pull the reverse card lol