klymaxx


Com Truise
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Circa Survive
Goopsteppa
Somatoast
Tipper
Opiuo
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Wisp - N'RTHNDR
Bluetech - The Divine Invasion

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Thoughts? Hidden for the violence. 14 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
She should tell someone at her school. Despite what kids may think a lot of teachers and school officials care about the well being of a child...some don't but it's worth a shot. When I was 16 I was in a situation like this with my mom. I fought back, she kicked me out, then reported me as a runaway. Cop picked me up, I told him what happened, and he told me to stop exaggerating. I later told a teacher at school and he told a different school official. They called the cops, some who believed me, and my mom and I were sent to family counceling. My mom didn't recieve any punishment because at the time I didn't have any bruises on me but this girl is all marked up.
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Wtf megan!! 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I think it's amazing the different ways pets react to their owners pregnancies. Like this dog looks like it's smelling her belly like "wats in there?" My cat knew I was pregnant before I did and stopped sleeping on my belly. When I got my baby belly she would always smell it and lick it and curl around it like she was cuddling it. My moms dog would lick my belly and softly nudge it with his nose. My neices dog would lay his head on her baby belly. Animals are so sweet and amazing
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Sorry for being mean, couldn't help it 19 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Her hair is freaking gorgeous. So colorful and it looks so soft I want to play with it...among other things ;) She has a very nice shape.
The vase is cool too
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Ooiiii 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
My husband will drive on the wrong side sometimes to amuse our son. He only does it for a few seconds but our kid gets the biggest kick out of it. He always says "more! More!" And we always tell him "no, we can't do it all the time. We don't want a cop to see us or have someone call the cops on us" One day my son replied "it's ok. We'll just say 'soorreh officah, we'ah froom England'" He has a solution for everything :)
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Stop 28 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I've been with my husband almost 10 years and he still loves my breasts, sometimes he just wants to stare at them for a while before touching lol. I can still stop him in his tracks if I randomly decide to flash him. And after almost 10 years I still love seeing his junk and everything else. I think as long as you're making each other feel good you're not really going to get bored with any bodypart.
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Blue lava volcano 7 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
That's so pretty. It's actually not lava, it's light from the combustion of sulfuric gases.
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/01/140130-kawah-ijen-blue-flame-volcanoes-sulfur-indonesia-pictures/
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Best con ever 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
How can you fake being in a coma? Aren't your brain waves and vital signs different when in a coma?
Edit: Here's the story... https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-wales-south-west-wales-34424982
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Dad season is soon upon us 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Bring on the DILFs
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That's too easy 34 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Can I have books? Either way Yes I would
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Relax 11 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Don't we all
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Feels sad man 14 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Selling it to anyone under 18 is illegal. It's considered a tobacco product
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Giggity 10 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I feel like brogurt is passed strictly between bros
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Relax 11 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Mama needs a fucking nap
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Love this one 2 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
"When people think you're dying they really really listen to you, instead of just waiting for their turn to speak." -Fight Club
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What does son of a b*@#h mean? 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
If that's true then I am rarely a bitch
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Best dad award goes to: 12 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Maybe the teacher did it in private? Which should have raised a few flags in the kids mind especially when they got older
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Blue screen of literal death 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I honestly thought this was fake. No way a fridge updates and no way it makes you wait for water, that's stupid....surprisingly it's not x_x
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The holy S! 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I always loved making a big chain of them and making them wider.
I was drawing with my son a few months ago and drew one. He looked and goes "Oh mom, that's so cool! How'd you do that?!" I showed him and now he draws them everywhere.
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This is a fact. 2 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Reindeer eat fly agaric(magic mushrooms) then prance around, there are sheep that get high off some type of lichen, wallabys get high off poppy plants, and there was a dog that was getting high by catching bufo toads then sitting with them in its mouth which can actually be pretty dangerous..one dog did it and died :(
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Alien! 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I think most babies are cute, some are funny looking but I wouldn't say ugly. I've only seen one baby that I thought was ugly and I felt kind of bad for thinking so haha
My grandmother has 3 daughters. She bought the newborn portraits the hospitals used to do for her oldest and youngest. She thought they were absolutely beautiful babies. The middle child she thought was ugly so she didn't want to pay for the portrait. Going through old photo albums there's hardly any pics of her lol Sad but also funny
I think they are not 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
They like touching each others batons
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Heckin bamboozled 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
That's how a relationship ends up with trust issues ;)
The way she's looking at him is adorable
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This puppy eating watermelon, while inside a watermelon, is my new favourite thing 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
That's so cute. They shouldn't let it chew on the rind though because it can cause upset stomach and digestive issues
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RIP Dolores O'Riordan 9 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Oh man, that's so sad. Such great music. I used to sing Never Grow Old to my dad and my son sings me Zombie all the time
Can you think of better one? 106 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Dungeons and Dicks
Monty Python and the Holy Dick
Monster Dick
Clash Of The Dicks
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