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Fun prank 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Oh my gosh, I wish I had neighbors (or anyone within viewing distance of my yard) so I could do this...maybe I'll prank my son with this lol
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Don't Do Catnip, Kids 9 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Holy crap! The top cat looks almost identical to my cat lol For a minute "I was like WTF?! I don't remember posting that" I had to really study it to see the minor difference...and I remembered she doesn't like catnip, she likes my husbands stinky shoes.
The cat in the undies cracks me up
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Best bois 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Be careful..I read about a lady who sent her dog in to be groomed, and when she got the dog back he was wearing a little bow tie. "How cute!" she thought but upon further inspection she found that the dog had not been groomed at all, maybe brushed, but the bow tie was meant to be a distraction lol
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Appreciate your lovers guys 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
My husband told me he and my dad were talking about sex one day, past lovers and the like. My dad told him he was with this lady once and they're doin' it, they switch to doggy and the lady actually turned around and covered her butthole lol
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F**king leg cramps 7 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
That works too, but in the middle of the night(especially when pregnant) the last thing I want to do is stand up lol I'd rather just point my toes
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F**king leg cramps 7 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Aw man, I hate these...I used to get them a lot when I was pregnant. If you point your toes up toward your knee it helps make the pain go away faster
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Adopt cats 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
My husband and son think it's the best too :) I can't see anything on that track, same with Moonview Highway...I think it has something to do with being blind in one eye and having shitty depth perception ??
Ripped off 15 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
16 is average, but a lot of them make closer to $35/hr. My husband has worked for road construction, contractors, all that and almost every guy on his teams were making no less than 25....it's a great line of work to be in haha
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Ripped off 15 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Lol I was just reading up on the costs of everything, so thanks for sparing me that.
I just read that the price includes 1 year of upkeep and maintenance from contractors, and those guys can be pretty expensive.
I'm not trying to argue, so please politely correct me if I'm wrong but...$200 for tiles per crosswalk comes to $800, not $200. And they used 6 colors, so if they need 7 gallons of each color for 4 crosswalks that's 168 gallons of paint...at $40-$70 that comes to $6,770-$11,760. So paint and tiles come to around $7,570-$12,560 total(more with the cost of adhesive).....Im freaking awful with math, did I do that right? Lol
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Ripped off 15 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
It's not 1 crosswalk, there's 4 crosswalks. They're supposed to be permanent, expected to last 10 years before repairs are needed. They also had to lay down thermal plastic tiles which probably contributed more to the cost than the paint did. That's still a lot of money to spend on crosswalks, but they're meant to serve as a memorial of the Pulse Nighclub shooting
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Adopt cats 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Guinevere and I would get along nicely F*ck Rainbow Road, it's so difficult for me lol
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Trust no one 5 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
It is. She was 20 or 21 when she posted it..she said "learn sarcasm" when people were like "you're 14?!?!?!"
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Right in the feels 32 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
My son and I just watched this yesterday, and we both cried a little. My son is VERY upset about Spiderman
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That's a man 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
It's a Mog. Half man, half dog...he's his own best friend
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Oh yeah? Well take that! 6 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Lol Aw, that's cute. My goldfish, Leo, spits sand on my pleco, Donny, if I feed him first or if she's just bored
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Age is just an integer 12 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Wow, I didn't know who most of the celebs my age are lol I knew 4 out of the 48 listed. Taylor Swift was one of them, and that was a little surprising..I thought she was a few years younger than me
Age is just an integer 12 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Thomas Sangster(top right) is now 28, and still looks the same...Lucky bugger lol
Zoomable eye lens 24 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
It adjusts with the wink of your right eye...the contacts are paired with smart glasses.
"To switch between zoomed and normal view, all the user has to do is wink their right eye which interrupts the light being reflected from the contacts to the glasses..."
https://www.iflscience.com/technology/scientists-develop-telescopic-contact-lenses-can-zoom-3x/
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Marble caverns in Patagonia 2 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Oh wow, now that's beautiful. Stunning <3
The colors match my faded blue and green hair lol
Accurate 8 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I wouldn't call it an inside joke, but the first two guests are quoting Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen (the guy in the picture)
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Milk force field 15 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I think I'm gonna buy some milk today just to try this
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In the London Underground 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
Nice! That's Aphex Twin's logo...amazing music
These are Bubble Eyed Goldfish. The result of selective breeding in captivity 9 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I don't know about pain, but it really affects their sight. The way their eyes are oriented only allows them to see up, and their depth perception is awful. Their eyes are also very easily injured, you have to be careful what you put in a tank with them
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Does not compute 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
"Do you have protection?"
"I don't like guns." - 40 yr old virgin
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Pretended not to see a coworker 3 comments
klymaxx · 6 years ago
I once pretended not to know my old dental hygienist, who had cleaned my teeth for 9 years, because I didn't feel like talking. She came up like "Hey J! How are you?" And I said "excuse me?" She said "it's me,_____" and I just stared at her. She goes "...I clean your teeth...??" I said "You must have me confused with someone else" and walked away. My next appointent she brought it up and I said "oh...yeah.....I must not have recognized you without your mask on" She looked at me really funny for a minute, then started gabbing away like always lol
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