The small chick is Alice Merchesi

Omg My aunt lets her bird roam around everywhere, which is good for the bird, but she's gotten used to bird poop being everywhere and doesn't really notice it anymore or she doesn't care, and it's really f*ing gross when I go visit her and there's bird crap in the silverware drawer or multiple droppings crusted onto the couch x_x
On a side note..look at that face lol "wot, me?"

This always annoys my son so much. I'm blind in one eye and he'll tell me "that would be ssooo weird to see half black" and I always tell him "I don't see half black, I just see nothing....like I only have one eye." Then he sits there trying to imagine what nothing looks like "I can't imagine nothing! I just imagine black!" He gets so frustrated lol

When my son was a newborn I was shocked at how many people wanted to know his birth weight and length...not just family, but random admirers in stores. To me that information wasn't terribly important so it just never stuck in my mind, and people always gave me the strangest looks when I told them "I don't remember"

I was gonna say seedless, but that's good too

Earth doesn't actually have an official planetary flag. This is just an "unofficial contender" designed by some Swedish artist.
Kind of a cool background on it.....
http://www.flagofplanetearth.com/#intro-shift

My son sleepwalks, and sometimes I wake up to him standing next to my bed...this is kinda what he looks like

I'm disappointed there are no fart bubbles

As part of an xmas gift, my aunt got me some adult good job stickers. They say "I did my taxes!", "Yay! I got out of bed!", "I did the laundry! :)", ect. My favorite is "I was brave at my pap smear!" with a smiling set of ovaries lol

Morgan Freeman would narrate my childhood, and Samuel L. Jackson would narrate my teen and adult years

"Ooh my god!...What does it mean?" - Double Rainbow Guy
That is pretty rad though

@aviva

Lol They have little cat testicles

Oh, it was a day long workshop..not a permanent thing lol
And @ title....it was an Indiana thing, not California
https://pluralist.com/white-black-students-segregation-university/

Aw, that's a heckin cute smile
Fun fact: Simba means lion in Swahili