i just think sh1t...poor vag

Fun Fact: The D&D Spell Catapult allows you to launch a 5 pound projectile up to 60 feet. You could use this to launch a premature baby, or a newborn.

When my son was a newborn I was shocked at how many people wanted to know his birth weight and length...not just family, but random admirers in stores. To me that information wasn't terribly important so it just never stuck in my mind, and people always gave me the strangest looks when I told them "I don't remember"

Just say "wow interesting how much can fit down there huh?" and wink. They won't talk to you ever again.

I find it interesting from a scientific standpoint because different socioeconomic, ethnic, racial, and age groups vary quite a bit in birth size.

So you know how much batter to use

I remember my kid's birth weight, I was in the elevator on my way to get some lunch and heard two nurses talking about the 10 pound baby that was born that morning, I chimed up and said 'yeah that was my kid'

Use that information to know what size pot to use how how long to cook it for