Lol That top pic is so misleading. They can only administer non smokable forms, and only if the child has a doctors note explaining reasoning and dosage, and parental permission.

"...your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

Laughter in slaughter

One of my moms dogs is pretty much afraid of everything...So, one day my mom bought this really nice, big wolf mask and for some insane reason she thought it would be funny to scare her dogs with it. 2 of them didn't even care, but the scaredy one freaked out and cleared her anal glands, which I guess is like 1000 times worse than a regular fart. They had to air out the house for 3 days x_x

Aawww, what a mighty hunter! :^)

...I have a random bowl filled with blue glass pebbles o_o. I also have one with purples and another with greens

The cop was also charged with homicide and speeding. He was/is on paid leave only until they decide(ed) to fire him or take other disciplinary action. And not only did the mother not tighten the straps, she didn't secure the carseat, she put it in the center of the front seat.
That is f*ed up giving the cop paid leave though, imo

I let all my pets sleep in my bed...Except for the fish. We have a strict "No fish in the beds" policy

I'm pretty sure the "No bringing your own food to the theater" thing is a myth, or no longer enforced...or maybe it differs by state...but I've always just walked in with my snacks and drinks and I've never been told no. I have been stopped a couple times so they could make sure my drink was sealed (no smuggling alcohol), but other than that they don't seem to give a sh*t
On the other hand, I do understand the thrill of sneaking stuff lol

I love my sons nickname for my grandmother...Her name is Nola. So one day my son is going through all these names, "Gramma Nola, Grammy Nola, Gra...nola.....GRANOLA!" It cracks me up :^)

At first I was like "what?!" But They charged them because the woman had a C-section, and they had to bring in an additional nurse to make sure she could safely hold the baby while the doctor and other nurse sewed her up. They don't charge you with a vaginal birth.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/doula-explains-why-hospital-charged-parents-39-to-hold-newborn-baby-in-viral-post/

Seems like something Whoville would have

I took my son to his read-a-thon party a couple weeks ago and he was running around playing games, so I decided to play some games on my phone. I'm like 3 minutes into an airhockey game and of course this little kid comes out of nowhere and is just staring at me. I asked if he likes airhockey and he just nods. Then I asked if he wanted to play vs me and he nods ecstatically. It was adorable lol So I put it on 2 player and we played for just a couple minutes before he noticed my DC Heros vs Villains book and asked me to read it to him. It was a nice time :)

Wh...what am I looking at?

Omg, nvm. I can't believe they're remaking Aladdin :^/

I think my favorite response to the Why don't you have kids question would have to be a Willy Wonka meme that says "Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room" lol

Butterflies like flowers too...maybe she's a beautiful butterfly

Totally depends on what food I'm eating and how hungry I am