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Poor hachiko... :( 1 comments
klymaxx · 33 weeks ago
I didn't even need to watch the Hachi movie, just watching the trailer made me cry lol
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Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
klymaxx · 33 weeks ago
That is correct, it's called colostrum
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Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
klymaxx · 33 weeks ago
You can digest breast milk, just not the complex sugars (HMOs) the post mentions. The post is incorrect though...Babies can't even technically digest HMOs, the Bifodobacterium in their gut can. Adults have lower levels of bifidobacterium than babies, but I think still enough to break down the HMOs
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A different kind of Beaded Lizards 3 comments
klymaxx · 33 weeks ago
I have 100s of these bead lizards somewhere...Bead snakes too. I've always loved lizards and snakes, and when I was little I was really socially awkward (actually, I still am), so I would sit in daycare and make bead lizards and snakes almost all day, everyday
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Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
klymaxx · 33 weeks ago
Oh, and breasts can produce milk with different nutritional values for different babies...at the same time. I read an article about a woman who had a toddler and a small baby, and she was breastfeeding them both. One breast was for the toddler and the other was for the baby. They tested the fat content and nutrients from both breasts, and found that they were different from eachother but perfect for the child they were supplying food to. Boobs man <3
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Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
klymaxx · 33 weeks ago
Breast milk is truly f*ing magical.
There is something called retrograde milk flow, in which a little of the babys saliva enters the breast and mixes with the milk. If the baby is sick it will trigger an immune response in the mother and she will produce antibodies for her sick baby without being sick herself...Which I guess is more the breast than the milk itself, but breast milk is still so amazing haha You can put it on bug bites, poison oak/ivy, eczema, diaper rash, etc to help with itching. It's great for skin, so mixing some in a bath or some lotion. It can help with acne when applied topically. It's amazing for chapped lips...I have several tubes of homemade breast milk lip balm. It can help heal minor cuts...My husband is a handyman and is always coming home with cuts and scrapes. He'll put a little breast milk on his cuts several times a day, and they're healed in a couple days rather than a week. Breast milk truly is liquid gold
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This Year for Easter The Easter Bunny brought Predictive Text Games 42 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
This year the Easter Bunny brought me a basket filled with love and support, and also a bunch of tripping mushrooms that were painted to look like discombobulated flowers
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Let's hear it for the boys ???? 11 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
---^--^[email protected]
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Wait, do those look like flowers or does it just say "email protected"?
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This isn't the dog park 4 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
"Halp"
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
Today on Top Gear 1969. Richard attempts to make a neat little video for the directors of his breasts. James travels and the music doesn't have to buy him another drink in a while. And I burn an entire body to the ground with a bunch of weird babies.
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Bring back 2012 memes 5 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
My predictive text seems to think there is a party in my boobs, and so far it has invited Jack Sparrow, Spiderman, and all of Funsubstance
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April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
Today is April Fools Day. Believe me when I say that I'm breastfeeding and you are mostly welcome to join, and trust no one.

Mostly welcome...Part of me is hesitant though lol
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Canadian Lynx 6 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
My cat, Drax, sticks his leg so far up and back that it sometimes gets stuck behind his head and he has to do this funny backwards roll to get it unstuck
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Cheese is life 10 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
Me when I was pregnant
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Superbad 1 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
Lol Now that is a sign I would hang in my house
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Wholesome 1000 2 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
And I'm gonna go the other way and say maybe they should kiss...Just to break the tension
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Yeah, they are shoes 12 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
I'm hoping for a good sole to toe ratio...But if I had to choose one I'd say long soles
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Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
Will you add me to your list, please?
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Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow and the other day he was in a zoom meeting with his wife and Spiderman and he would suckle at my breasts for a few seconds to make his own opinion clear and I think it went well
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Yeah, they are shoes 12 comments
klymaxx · 34 weeks ago
I'm gonna need a bigger feather and a lot more oil
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Charming 6 comments
klymaxx · 35 weeks ago
Yes it is...The Garden of Earthly Delights.
I'm looking at it again, and it appears to be a guy sticking flowers up another guys butt lol Earthly Delights indeed. Such weirdness. It makes me think of Dali mixed with Monty Python lol I'm going to have to buy another print
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Charming 6 comments
klymaxx · 35 weeks ago
I misread that too..twice lol
When I first started dating my husband he had this very busy poster with a bunch of weird sh*t in it...It was something about heaven, Earth, and hell. I was really studying it one day, and right there, in the middle of the Earth section, was a guy bent over with flowers stuck up his butt.
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Both. Both is good 2 comments
klymaxx · 35 weeks ago
Joining reddit for porn memes
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This brings back severe nostalgia 11 comments
klymaxx · 35 weeks ago
I do lol I have Netflix and a case full of Dvd's...Takes up less space if they're not in the dvd cases
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No like feet 26 comments
klymaxx · 35 weeks ago
Sooo...I'm the sole member of the funsub feet club, then?
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