So does my toddler

That time I got reincarnated as a result of my boys and my husband and my German Shepherd

Uhh, kinda sounds like murder x_x

Toddlers everywhere haha My 20mo will take off with his little chest puffed out and one arm swinging like he is on a mission, but he has no idea where he's going lol

The poor fettuccine's alfredo

I didn't even need to watch the Hachi movie, just watching the trailer made me cry lol

I have 100s of these bead lizards somewhere...Bead snakes too. I've always loved lizards and snakes, and when I was little I was really socially awkward (actually, I still am), so I would sit in daycare and make bead lizards and snakes almost all day, everyday

Breast milk is truly f*ing magical.
There is something called retrograde milk flow, in which a little of the babys saliva enters the breast and mixes with the milk. If the baby is sick it will trigger an immune response in the mother and she will produce antibodies for her sick baby without being sick herself...Which I guess is more the breast than the milk itself, but breast milk is still so amazing haha You can put it on bug bites, poison oak/ivy, eczema, diaper rash, etc to help with itching. It's great for skin, so mixing some in a bath or some lotion. It can help with acne when applied topically. It's amazing for chapped lips...I have several tubes of homemade breast milk lip balm. It can help heal minor cuts...My husband is a handyman and is always coming home with cuts and scrapes. He'll put a little breast milk on his cuts several times a day, and they're healed in a couple days rather than a week. Breast milk truly is liquid gold

This year the Easter Bunny brought me a basket filled with love and support, and also a bunch of tripping mushrooms that were painted to look like discombobulated flowers

"Halp"

Today on Top Gear 1969. Richard attempts to make a neat little video for the directors of his breasts. James travels and the music doesn't have to buy him another drink in a while. And I burn an entire body to the ground with a bunch of weird babies.

My predictive text seems to think there is a party in my boobs, and so far it has invited Jack Sparrow, Spiderman, and all of Funsubstance

Today is April Fools Day. Believe me when I say that I'm breastfeeding and you are mostly welcome to join, and trust no one.

Mostly welcome...Part of me is hesitant though lol

My cat, Drax, sticks his leg so far up and back that it sometimes gets stuck behind his head and he has to do this funny backwards roll to get it unstuck

Me when I was pregnant

Lol Now that is a sign I would hang in my house

And I'm gonna go the other way and say maybe they should kiss...Just to break the tension

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow and the other day he was in a zoom meeting with his wife and Spiderman and he would suckle at my breasts for a few seconds to make his own opinion clear and I think it went well