I misread that too..twice lol
When I first started dating my husband he had this very busy poster with a bunch of weird sh*t in it...It was something about heaven, Earth, and hell. I was really studying it one day, and right there, in the middle of the Earth section, was a guy bent over with flowers stuck up his butt.

Joining reddit for porn memes

I like feet...Women's feet. Not all women's feet, but there are definitely some where I'm like "Damn, those are cute" haha Feet and toes can be quite erogenous

She also claims that the decreasing fertility rate in men means that by 2045 most men won't be able to produce viable sperm x_x

"Let's play Just the Tip. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels"

I'm 31 and I still laugh at the faces I see in cars. A friend of mine has a car with a particularly funny face

Actual photo of me driving with my husband (my husband being the passenger)

When I was tripping on acid, I was dripping on the bottom of the ocean and the Spiderman of my dreams came from a beautiful puzzle.
Sounds somewhat accurate to me

God is a handyman and I have talked to him about the constant deletion of our fish.

My husband's always findng heart shaped things that he then gives to me...Rocks, leaves, broken glass, soldering drippings, etc. I have a box filled with 13 years worth of heart shaped objects lol

The stove knobs and handles look slightly amused

That's some nice handwriting

I read that as "Transgender Woman Slices Weirdo..."

My son was in a zoom meeting with his teacher, and could see her cat walking around in the background. He asked if she would bring it closer for him to see, so she did, then my son went and grabbed our cat, Drax, and put him in front of the camera. They talked about Drax for a while, then my son grabbed our other cat, Lucy, and they talked about her for a while. Then, my son took the computer and put it in front of our dog, and his teacher brought her bird over, and they talked about them for a while. Then, my son put the computer in front of our fish tank and they talked about all the fish. It was like a 2 hour zoom meeting that was supposed to be about school work, and all they talked about were pets lol My son said, "That's distraction 101, mom" I laughed so hard when he said that...Kid is going places ;)

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I had to get tough with the baby and milk myself

Omg, my 10yo is losing his sh*t over the front center one (3rd from the left), and the Spiderman (Spider Egg?) one haha These are very cool!
This makes me think of Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind...Clementine's potato figure collection

In my almost 13 year marriage I have brought home: Lucy the cat (found in a field and is now the glue that holds our family together haha), Daisy the cat (Lucy's sister from another mister, found in the same field), Lenny the bearded dragon (found in the middle of the road w/ a broken leg), Cupcake the Shih Tzu (happily reunited with her owner after 3 weeks), Blanca the cat (found sick in my lower field. Unfortunately I was not able to save her, she died 2 weeks later), Baxter the bunny (went out for groceries, came home with a bunny), and Drax the cat (Again, went out for groceries, came home with a cat)