He will make Captain but will be unable to advance any further because it would spoil the joke.

I own this shirt and love the smiles and comments I always get :D

Isn't this the gateway arch in St Louis - viewed from underneath it?

Ow, ow, ow - my brain hurts

Just saw a video about this. The bat grabs whatever he's hanging on with his front claws, drops his back ones down and pees. Then he flips back and goes back to hanging upside down. Google it or go to YouTube. It's adorable.

False!

Shawshank is one of my faves but it doesn't belong here. It's more like a heist movie.

Don't you know? Women's bodies have a way to shut that down if it's a real rape.

John Scalzi is my fave - very funny.

I do this on stairs. Stupid exercise.

And the girl isn't a shallow bitch!

pranav - don't hide it from those around you. Have a code word so they can help you safely sit or lay down until it passes. Safer for you and gives your friends and family
a way to help.

Have you tried the chocolate ones? To die for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc - one of my favorite youtube videos :)

My mom bought the wrong litter (regular instead of the lightweight). They sent her the lightweight for free even though it was her mistake and told her to donate the other litter to a shelter :)

Imagine how great it would sound if the piano was in tune :)

I just Noah flood of bad puns are going to rain down.

Brilliant

Maybe she should have stayed on dry land?

Then you're adulting wrong.

For fellow sufferers - I find music helps. Doesn't have to be loud or even good. Just distracts me enough during meals.

Some friends posted this - just made me wonder if they were clueless or in on the joke but there is no non-insulting way to ask

What makes me angry are the ones that think their kid doesn't have to put himself out and use an umbrella because the other kid's umbrellas will keep him dry too.