Kristi Bartlett

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Sorry, perfectionists 7 comments
kristi · 18 weeks ago
Ow, ow, ow - my brain hurts
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Sucks to be a bat 4 comments
kristi · 25 weeks ago
Just saw a video about this. The bat grabs whatever he's hanging on with his front claws, drops his back ones down and pees. Then he flips back and goes back to hanging upside down. Google it or go to YouTube. It's adorable.
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Is this the Dwight Schrute collection? 4 comments
kristi · 39 weeks ago
False!
Gonna tell my kids this was Star Wars 3 comments
kristi · 39 weeks ago
Spaceballs. It is awesome.
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Suggest your top mind blown movies 4 comments
kristi · 41 weeks ago
Shawshank is one of my faves but it doesn't belong here. It's more like a heist movie.
Run, jenny, run! 6 comments
kristi · 44 weeks ago
Don't you know? Women's bodies have a way to shut that down if it's a real rape.
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Huge sci fi fan. These ones are my favorites ones, any recommendations? 8 comments
kristi · 46 weeks ago
John Scalzi is my fave - very funny.
Always 2 comments
kristi · 1 year ago
I do this on stairs. Stupid exercise.
Anon bumps into a girl 6 comments
kristi · 1 year ago
And the girl isn't a shallow bitch!
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Interesting asf 18 comments
kristi · 1 year ago
pranav - don't hide it from those around you. Have a code word so they can help you safely sit or lay down until it passes. Safer for you and gives your friends and family
a way to help.
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Or maybe it's my schizophrenia 18 comments
kristi · 1 year ago
Me too. Happened more frequently when I was younger but still happens. Sometimes, instead of explosions I hear noise that just gets louder and louder until it wakes me up. Like crowd noise.
Evasive shiny impolite Mosquito 29 comments
kristi · 1 year ago
Have you tried the chocolate ones? To die for.
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Science 3 comments
kristi · 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc - one of my favorite youtube videos :)
Faith in humanity restored 6 comments
kristi · 2 years ago
My mom bought the wrong litter (regular instead of the lightweight). They sent her the lightweight for free even though it was her mistake and told her to donate the other litter to a shelter :)
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Man walks into Goodwill store and starts playing the piano 4 comments
kristi · 2 years ago
Imagine how great it would sound if the piano was in tune :)
He's so Ham-fisted 3 comments
kristi · 3 years ago
I just Noah flood of bad puns are going to rain down.
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Rawwwwwwr 10 comments
kristi · 3 years ago
Brilliant
It's almost like you already know the answer 8 comments
kristi · 3 years ago
Maybe she should have stayed on dry land?
And now you want to eat ice cream 3 comments
kristi · 4 years ago
Then you're adulting wrong.
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Anyone experience this? 15 comments
kristi · 4 years ago
For fellow sufferers - I find music helps. Doesn't have to be loud or even good. Just distracts me enough during meals.
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"Share this picture of brave Vietnam soldiers" 20 comments
kristi · 4 years ago
Some friends posted this - just made me wonder if they were clueless or in on the joke but there is no non-insulting way to ask
The whole anti-vaxxer movement in a nutshell 10 comments
kristi · 4 years ago
What makes me angry are the ones that think their kid doesn't have to put himself out and use an umbrella because the other kid's umbrellas will keep him dry too.
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Just trying to eat healthy 3 comments
kristi · 4 years ago
And repeat - over and over and over. We should lose a couple pounds just carrying it in and out of our houses
The type of parent I aim to be 8 comments
kristi · 4 years ago
Considering you will have kids in your bed for at least a week? Maybe not.
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Just another perk of being a Canadian: Water-proof cash 9 comments
kristi · 4 years ago
But money laundering is illegal. Cringeworthy I know but I couldn't help myself.
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