Casomorphins. Quesomorphins.

As an escort, either she is the dumbest woman in the world or she was baiting him. Also, that probably didn't happen.

Kinsey scale

r/wewantplates

This is beautiful. Not to mention the three decade commitment.

Some of us ladies think bald dudes are sexy.

I just have the rubber ball and pieces of broken glass left. I'm pitching the rubber ball into the air, though. I gave my notice last week. New rubber balls are easy to find.

Masturbating to porn would not be my first choice if my husband is home. This kind of makes me sad.

Here lies ladyofjefferson. She was a little too much.

I donate regularly. I pass out completely and feel a little sickie for a while afterwards, but I do it because I got a blood transfusion that saved my life.

Stripping the bed before you check out not only assures the sheets are changed, but it helps the housekeeper, as well. She has an allotted time to clean each room and the more time you save her, the better she can clean that room. A few other things you can do: throw the dirty towels on the dirty sheet pile. Leave the pillows and blankets on the bed or another (clean) piece of furniture, not on the floor. Leave dishes on the counter and trash all in or around the bin (like pizza boxes). Also, if you leave the tip in a drawer, a coworker with the opportunity to enter the room first will not steal it.