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lblazel


"I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like" -Queen, Bicycle Race

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Kitty just wants a better view 7 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
I would hit the brakes so hard.
This will be fun 22 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
When you lose faith in humanity and have to explain common sense...
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The metaphor is too real 6 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Tbh I'd rather have an asshat orangefaced dickhead for prez than a lying criminal. Just my unpopular opinion.
As a foreigner with family in the country 10 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
If you're documented, you don't have to worry.
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One day left 24 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Or start WW3 w russia
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David Attenborough everybody! 40 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
You guys make ISIS seem like the good guys...
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I'm not so sure..... 3 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
B. Act of change
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its not as easy as it looks! 2 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
It really isn't.
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Beautiful wedding 8 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
The kid with the suspenders and bow tie and the kid above him are cooler than i'll ever be.
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Weight loss 14 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Is that you?
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Smilee 1 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Give yer meat a good ole rubbin'. Yeheah BOIIIIIIIYY
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Just wait guys 26 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
He lowered gas prices a fuck ton.
Youtube is German confirmed 9 comments
lblazel · 7 years ago
Why the fuck are those nazi fags flying p51s?
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End drunk driving! 21 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
Everyone would just go to the liquor store and buy their shit and possibly drink on the way.
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I would really like to see this piece of music performed 35 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
I thought that was the trolling vid
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I would really like to see this piece of music performed 35 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
This dude on the piano nails it. Sounds awesome actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2c7oRD_6_Q
Oh yes, and after hearing the full score on a computer, ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss ) there's fucking 32nd notes in this bitch. IF you don't know, thats 8x faster than the beat of the song. Kinda hard to play with one finger.
· Edited 8 years ago
When you get past the shell, we're all the same 12 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
Yes, We're all black on the inside.
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It's a serious condition 5 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
Help Habeeb
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Well can you? 97 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
She was caring. It was no big deal for her. I was like in 3rd grade
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Well can you? 97 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
What do you mean?
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Well can you? 97 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
It was like an ultrasound for my balls. Thats all I remember XD
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Well can you? 97 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
K fine i'll take one for the team. Awkward shit can happen any time when you have a penis and balls. Like you'll get a boner in class and the teacher says its your time to present. Or you're wearing jeans that are just that little bit too tight and your balls think it's time to got back up north for the summer. Getting a boner hurts too sometimes when you wear jeans, unless its pointing northwest or northeast. Other wise, you're fucked. Oh yeah, and one time, my left nut felt like it was gonna implode, so I had to go to the nice, pretty female doctor to get fondled back to health XD
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Just wait guys 26 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
If either wins, more like.
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Well can you? 97 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
Sounds like a good time :P
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Well can you? 97 comments
lblazel · 8 years ago
I hear they get in the way of a lot of things.
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