That'll be "bastard" and I think I'll take that chance if that's ok with you. *aggressively prays for more snow*

Well, if someone thinks they sing really well, that's a self-image. They believe their voice sounds the the sweet caress of angels on your mind. If you should point out that their singing voice sounds worse than a banshee next to an off-tune violin and a scratched chalkboard, they will probably not accept it and will continually fight to prove they really are a good singer. Self-images are points of assurance that people cling to, and destroying them can lead to fascinating results.
be very careful and if one must point out something of a self-image, try and phrase it politely. The less polite the person you're talking to, go extreme. "your singing is good, but you could try better," or "your singing is fucked up," depending on how you want to play it. Last one can be incredibly amusing, hypothetically, but tread carefully.
Depends on how much you want them to hate you.
Hope that helped a bit!

I was being followed as well. My companion ran off, I had no idea where, leaving me to face the brilliant-chested beasts. I screamed, eyes wide with terror as a green light bathed my face. They were, sadly, too far away for it to affect me in that way, and I looked down in horror.
I was one of them. It is contagious. Be careful.

*hands both of you more goldfish and watches from sidelines*