Life SAVER not life Ender

By detonating nuclear warheads at he poles your allowing for thousands of radioactive particles into the not-an-atmosphere, this could make our best chance even more radioactive then it already is. UV radiation would be no help since, without an ozone, it becomes a radioactive oven with huge mirrors in orbit

Aussie final exams, shrimp on the lava barbie

As an Aussie I can say that this is all true

Hooman has tiny hooman in hooman

What the fuck that stupid ass bitch of a mum and dick head policeman. They’re both massive cunts

I’m an Australian, and I certainly exist bitches!

I’m Australian and I can say that this is true

LONG LIVE OBERON IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

The boss bitch balloon, bigger sack, bigger basket

Being an of the ultimate whovian class I can say that it is not pest control, that is cyber bullying

What the F**K, she just wanted to see her nice hair and thought she was ashamed and possibly had no idea about Muslim religious rules

Wtf, America look at any other coat of arms and you’re like a 3 to a 10. And as an Australian who in gods name made this infernal f**k up!! I will find you, skin you and Rip,tare an brutalise your organs while you lay helplessly on the operating table screaming in a fury of demonic pain. In short please have this rectified immediately or action and precautions will be set into motion

The only bad part was concrete inspector. That sounds like a boring profession. Though I have no experience in the matter so please no criticising this.

The room is filling up with salty tears, Im going to drown, please send help!SOS

Thx

Did he censor button

Awsome

Pikachu must be wasted, high, or retarded to be there. Either that or he has a crippling desire to be in every shot.

Theirs another version with deadpool saying what's off

Everyone else is like normal about it with their small boobs and then fat Amy's just like 'MAXIMUM EFFORT'

IM GOING TO TOTALLY AGENT ORANGE THIS!!!!! For those of you who don't DC enough, than Agent Orange is the Orange lantern and Orange in DC is the cookout of Greed like Red=Hate, Green= Will, Yellow= Fear

Toasters will be the new suicide messengers

What the hell is th one with the duck doing

Who in hell thought of this