Wha do you mean, his love IS the cure

Sonic screwdriver. I need a new cabinet

Remember when sponge bob went for a campfire on the bikini bottom beach? See what’s wrong with that

Does it matter what texture the emerald block is you salted slug

Australian of the Year maybe*
*unless there was someone better

When your car only travels at 10 vodkas per squat
ты гей, если ты перевел это!

That’s cool and all but don’t let him near anyone without a Y chromosome. Mythology has taught us that much.

What is coffee x coffee. Don’t you fuckers answer with coffee squared

Anyone else noticing the similarities between the Third Reich and the current USA’s regime?

TWIST ENDING:
The car brakes to a stop, you baby/grandma killers look at yourselves as you truly are, you feel ashamed, so you go get McNuggets

Thanks

Not just you

How do they do this

Btw not all Christians believe some of this stuff. They’re just weird.

Welcome to America, may I take your order

One holds a lamb and the other wields a dog

Thought it was Meghan Trainer or Dolly Parton dyed her hair

No fear, no pain, no sleep. R.F.A. 51 has found its shock troop

YEE CLAWW

Wonder if that in any way applies to his cats name

Why would you have peroxide and baking soda on a camping trip?

I pronounce it “xylophone”

Happy birthday ????! How old is he turning? Future commenters might need this info

It’s for all Commonwealth Nations. I’m Australian and my Aussie great grandma got one too

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