Sometimes I have cake for breakfast and people tell me "it's too early." I will never understand what proper cake time is and I never want to.

The itchy sweater is PERFECT!
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You know how there are some people who seem nice, but then when you hang out with them they just rub you the wrong way constantly?
Yeah. The Itchy Sweater Acquaintance.
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Worse still are the ones you still see regularly and after a while wonder why you don't hang out with them more. They're nice.
Then 5 minutes into lunch with them you remember again.
Damn you, Itchy Sweater!

I just woke up and this is the first thing I read... Goodmorning to me.

It looks like he's chomping on the bloody remains of a human head...
Magical, indeed.

It kinda was a trend back then to have the cutest girl pair up with pretty much everyone of the main cast.
Jackie (mila Kunis) from that 70's show was like that, too.
I think it may have been the forefather of shipping and the producers wanted to create as many ships as possible...

Whatever. Let them have their moment and their feelings! It's cute.
When a 3 year old turn to his Mom and says "I love my mom and I will be with her forever!" we don't berate that, eventhough we all know things will change.
Let them all feel what they feel.

On the flip-side, I think the reason I'm still alive is because I shed too much hair for someone to murder me and get away with it .
It's a built-in safety feature.

It's not that I believe in telepathy. It's that I'm afraid my thoughts are clear to everyone because of my expression...

The end is nigh, I tell you!

Am I the only one who thinks some fanfiction kinda has the same theme?

If reincarnation is real I hereby sign up to be reincarnated as a fox. They seem to have the most fun.

I need a banana for scale

I don't want to be mean. Especially not about children. But I have to ask: has any one of you ever seen a toddler with, what seem like, half-formed baby boobs before?
I didn't know it was possible before today...

For me it's the book series " Memory, Sorrow and Thorn," by Tad Williams.

Who says cats are prissy princesses? Look at how patient and kind this one is!

Transfer while you still can!

Enders Game, one evening of reading - 2 weeks of "i-can't-believe-it's-ended-book-hangover.

Vijay, smile for godsakes!!!

Incredible craftsmanship.
But think about the idea for a moment..
Here's a guy that makes clocks, and one day he goes " Hmm, I think I will make a clock, that looks like a clock out of use, but really isn't a clock at all. And I'll make it so realistic that people will try to pull the cloth off to use the clock, and only then see they've been tricked!"
It's trolling, like a master

After reading these comments I both want to know what the hell you all are talking about and I'm also afraid to think what understanding all this would do to my sanity.

It's so perfect I might cry