Lindsay

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Not easy at all 18 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
They could know, all you'd have to do would be to teach them just like somebody did for you.
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Unless you can't for medical reasons 39 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Not sure what religion is against this, but I'm a Christian and I'm an organ donor.
If when we die we could help out another who could then go on to live a long life, why would any god be against that?
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It's kinda funny 5 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Wake up before 8. Problem solved.
This man turned out right! 11 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
That's not puberty, that's hard work and dedication.
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A traveller t-shirt with 40 icons solves the communication problems during travel 7 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Or don't travel somewhere you don't know the gist of the language.
Best joke ever 10 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Its the 2010s. There are no "laugh-out-loud" jokes anymore.
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we're going to miss you when you leave Obama.. 17 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
It is a light brown, though.
Without another shade to compare it to, there's no reason to lighten it up. It will always show as a black person until another comes along who can be shown darker and show a difference between the two.
we're going to miss you when you leave Obama.. 17 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Would you rather they make him look like two-face, half black face and half white face? Or maybe put a big swirl on his face to show that he's mixed black and white?
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Clever girl 15 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Sarah falls into the trap door and down into the helping hands and oubliette because she brags that she is getting smarter and calls it "a piece of cake." Later while she and Hoggle are running through the tunnel and runs into Jareth she makes the same mistake by calling it "a piece of cake" and so Jareth throws a curve ball by fast forwarding time before unleashing the cleaners to chase them.
In the labyrinth, everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems. You think it is easy, and it will change.
Clever girl 15 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
If blue told the truth then red would be lying. Blue would say no to the castle being behind the red door (red would lie and say blue said yes) because the door to the castle is behind blue.
If blue lied then red would be the one to tell the truth. Red confirms that Blue would lie and say yes to the castle being behind the red door as it is behind blue.
The door to the castle is in fact behind the blue creature.
Artist Makes Reliastic Plants With Paper For People Who Can't Grow Them 10 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Was thinking the exact same thing. You can buy fake plants that never die there is no need/point for what he is doing.
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Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom went to a WWE show 5 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
The first harry potter came out in 2001 and wwe changed from wwf in 2002. Odds are it is really them.
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Just tell me 8 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Just guess bad things until they never say guess what again.
Somebody else got your promotion? Did your hamster die? You crashed your car? Your parents are getting divorced? Etc.
This first grader know what's up 6 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Somebody has stoner parents.
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One hell of an old penny 4 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Wow that is gorgeous. Very nice find!
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Thigh gap chains, an April's fool prank 12 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Because people who don't have thigh gaps continually have pants rip where the thighs rub together. Then you have to go out and buy all new pants.
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ted cruz sucks 10 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Tits - people not being good at something? No way, can't be. Gotta be they are excluded only because they're Asian american.
More bacon - You're right I never had, and after listening to tears and endless rain I can say I'm not a fan. They're not bad, but they're nothing special either.
ted cruz sucks 10 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Maybe there's been no Asian Americans on SNL because they aren't funny and their musicians suck, but that's none of my business.
I guess his name says it all 7 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Because of the title I thought hit was as in the hit of a blunt. I was confused.
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Guy lets his wife doodle with sharpie pen on his car 11 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
But why? Unless you are looking at it up close it looks awful.
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Ending pretentious arguments 4 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Its technically his name, though.
We take our parent's last names. He was Frankenstein's creation, his son, and would have take his father's last name and be named Frankenstein as well.
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Damn 17 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Just make him shave.
This guy talks about surviving prison ninja shakedowns 59 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Officers are looking for contraband, this guy has a TV he shouldn't, the officers didn't bother with it and the prisoners can keep it.
That guy is both army and leggy 4 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Clothes shopping must be a nightmare.
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I've very jealous 21 comments
lindsay · 8 years ago
Melatonin. It works most of the time.