LindsMolinari

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Please love yourself <3 8 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
yea, sorry to interrup this ode de bullshit but real life is tough and for that precise reason we should be gentle with ourselves. we should remind ourselves every once in a while that we're doing best we can, that we're strong and have gotten through lots of shit and can get through a lot more, be that necessary.
everyone who's been alive for a while is tough enough. toughness is basically a mental scar put there by terrible things you've been through. it's not terrific and it probably shouldn't be glorified. life isn't about being tough. it's about being gentle. it's about being soft and appreciating fleeting, fragile things. and finally, i guess it's also about being weak. having weak spots means caring and, i hope we all agree on this one, caring is kinda the point of everything, right?
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wow 19 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
it gets worse when you remember there were people there who chose to make themselves busy with taking pictures of a nipple instead of running to help the woman who was singlehandedly saving people from drowning.
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Anyone know how to make swords? 19 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
thanks!
Halloween costumes done right. 10 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
on some pillows, i hope :D
Anyone know how to make swords? 19 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
didn't they mean it as in sticking the forged blade (from regular iron) into the blood of the enemies for it to cool down?
no, i'm not completely humorless etc and this is a neat calculation, i just want to know if i got it right. thanks.
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Poor guy 8 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
he should maybe talk to her a bit before posting things like this. would spare him public humiliation and shit.
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Whoa, calm down thereā€¦ 43 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
thoroughly clean out local bookstores, take as many salty snacks from the supermarket as i could carry, lift a few ten thousands from the bank to use as my scholarship, visit all local museums and galleries without paying, take friends to that nasty expensive guiness bar and get completely pissed, first beer and the next day old whiskey, break into administration building where they keep records of real estate ownership and quite literarly steal a nice house for our family. finally, i'd walk into a musical shop and take a gibson sg in red mahogany. i'd also want a concert piano but i don't know how to pull that off yet.
I do not recommend getting lost in puppy poetry, you will cry...A LOT. 5 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
oh god christ, i am tearing up, someone give me a hankie and anti-mushiness meds
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Halloween costumes done right. 10 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
is Jared sitting on a chair?
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Tried reading this in German 15 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
pro tip: since you're at the thanking, thank nature and evolution for equipping your with eyes
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Dayyaammmmm 33 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
@youcannotwin, i see your point, i get what you're saying and I'd try to explain my view further so we could, maybe, enlighten each other and get the rewarding feeling of having a civilized chat but no, you had to go with the virgin remark and now i just don't feel like talking any more with a snarky smartass like that.
Worst part of my life ordering pizza 14 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
OH PLEASE
first off, unconscious people do not even talk, much less yell and secondly, i get it if he smiled or laughed or even nudged his colleague but yelling that out loud definitelly wasn't his 'instant reaction'.
Sorry if you dislike long posts :( 21 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
i feel so cheated now since i thought that was a legit opinion and not a stupid game 'let's find what annoying thing is wrong with this haha'.
Worst part of my life ordering pizza 14 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
honestly, the dude didn't have to yell that. i mean, i mispronounce every other word i say, i type worse than i talk and i completely understand you saying penis instead of pizza, shit happens etc but that dude did not have to yell that shit like he did.
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Dayyaammmmm 33 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
also, dont' get it why supposedly straight men want to have anal sex so bad, like... you do realise what does that make it look like, don't you?
Uh too hot? 9 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
- so satan, hon, can you knead my trapezius please, i have chronic muscle pain, yes, there, uhhh nice
*5 mins later*
- did you by any chance take any massaging classes, mr Lucifer?
> actually, back when the black plague had errupted and it was all going swell so i decided to do something for myself, you know... build my skills and myself as a person. i found out i was quite good at it.
- hell yea!
- i mean, you're excellent at it, o lord of darkness...
> why thank you, you think so?
- yours are positively exceptional massaging techniques, mr devil. ... amm, do you mind, to the left, there i think, uh, no the other left, yes, that's the spot!
...
* la fin *
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Sorry if you dislike long posts :( 21 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
it doesn't make me very happy either. it's just... people going out of their way and making efforts just to annoy others. what's the point? what king of a twisted pleasure could lie in such activities?
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What I imagine 32 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
probably better you never experiment with that because you might end up at the ER and have a gyn break a sweat while they try to extract the ping pong ball out of your vagina.
please trust me on this.
What I imagine 32 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
thank you all, it has been very educational. particularly the bit with squatting and swinging, mighty interesting. cheers! :D
What I imagine 32 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
i wont go into the old 'but the WOMEN...' because i'm trying to be mature and positive and shit, it's an experiment etc
so, a serious question for all the guys: is it or is it not physically possible to accidentally sit on your own dick and/or balls? just normally sit, no legs-crossing activities.
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What I imagine 32 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
this kinda made me feel lucky to be a woman. sure, there's the monthly delight of periods and also if i want to reproduce, i have to undergo a complete reshaping of my body, go through a lot of pain and risk my life but at least i can sit down and cross my legs without having to shove my genitals back and forth. that's gotta be worth something, right?
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Kim K or the dog? 14 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
oh i see, thanks!
Ashamed of what your parents do? 7 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
why would a person be embarrased of making a honest living for themselves and their kids? what you said doesn't exactly make much sense to me.
One of the finest performances ever 7 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
it's several movies about a guy who eats rude people in a very classy way.
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That was deep 9 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
death is defined as lack of brain acitivity, amongst other things, and most definitelly does not mean that you have any kind of conscious time left, trust me. a flat eeg is very terminal.
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