LindsMolinari

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Human... I will eat you 8 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
actually, cats will very likely eat you while you're still warm. they don't like stale meat.
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Probably still alive 33 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
in europe we like our steak max 1 cm thick and not grasping for its final breaths as it bleeds to death on our plate, so... as an european, this looks like something i'd sue the restaurant for.
We are not the best version of humanity 42 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
you know what else i don't know? i don't know how do people still believe that god is merciful and loves us all when horrors like that happened and are still happening and he's doing exactly fuck all to stop it.
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I just, ugh. Why 6 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
god bless you for providing this link :D
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When You Live In Amish Country 43 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
2. people who grew up in places worse than small town and woul praise the lord + all the saints for a grocery store that isn't 2 hours drive from home
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I just, ugh. Why 6 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
how can you be immune to poison? that's.... a bit impossible. you can only build tolerance to certain things but most poisons are not amongst these things. :P more data would be a really nice thing.
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Miniature bears for rats (Ellen van Deelen) 4 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
can i die now??? QuQ
This Dog Is A Lion's Guardian 6 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
Lannistes are really letting themselves go...
We are not the best version of humanity 42 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
dude, are you sure it wasn't the other way around?
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Satan & Trump 12 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
i don't know, i just think satan is a lot more interesting than people would have you know. an i mean this as in john-milton-interesting, not in any we-bow-to-thee-dark-lord way. although... well, i don't think i should start this debate, time shortage and all :D
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Whatever, whatever, I do what I want! 4 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
using these pictures in this particular context it VERY inappropricate, i mean, come on, have at least 1/8 of a heart
Satan & Trump 12 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
yes, he was sent there to be miserable not to rule the joint but he is a crafty sonuvabitch, so...
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Who names agoat Billy? 24 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
it aint a joke, its billy XD
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Narcoleptic moose! 11 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
hahha Jensen won this round XD
Blind man and double amputee plated 10,000 trees 8 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
dear god. there's these two and there's those of us who keep whining about how 'things are too hard' and 'i can't do this' and similar wankage.
Remember 8 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
DEVIL'S LETTUCE
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Very, very angry 4 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
soon the relevant question will be whether Schrodinger is alive or dead
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Damn, Dreamworks, you scary! 23 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
i don't get it, why is it important how the tail moved? this silhuette couldn't be a whale if it tried ... what is this, a joke? i mean, matt damon can see it's a shark from his space shed on mars.
Why spiders?!?! 30 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
actually, i don't hate spiders and i keep them inside. they eat flies and flies i really do hate.
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They probably found him under a sewer grate 7 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
that is indeed one brave child.
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SOMEONE HELP, where the hell is the typo?! 12 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
they spelled 'joke' with an u instead of an o
Today on "I swear officer, I'm NOT a serial killer".... 16 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
actually, it's pulmonary embolism and it does raise questions if we're talking a person under 40 with no known cardiovascular diseases but yea, better than some exotic-ass poison, sure. :D
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wow 19 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
^ hahaha mate are you for real, do you think a person dragging another clearly limp person from the water is so hard to decipher? like, maybe they're playing coastguard, let's take pictures of a nipple?
or maybe they were paying enough attention to notice a nipple but not enough attention to notice 2 drowning people?
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What Avatar hands do you have? 61 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
pretty sure they're fire hands but my fingers are so crooked, i'm not sure this is it. like, mother nature, would it be too hard to put my joints to gether a bit more carefully :P
Dog in yearbook 8 comments
lindsmolinari · 8 years ago
what does the dog do, carry her lunchbox full of gluten-free food?
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