people, it's a written short story! it's meant to be read! i promise it's only a few pages, come on! D:

they definitelyl ate it and complimented its tastiness! Dahl had such a talent to slap the reader in the face with the plot twists. <3

you know if i'm gonna get downvoted every time i try to offer an answer, i'm going to stop trying. go on, live your ungrateful, uneducated lives. see if i care.

you're saying we're growing too soft nowadays because we'd probably think twice before sending off thousands of teenagers to slaughter and then i'm the obnoxious idiot one?
okay then. let's do it your way, become less soft. maybe start killing the weak and the elderly and the babies that don't look too healthy. -.-

a wild guess would be cocaine + assorted amphetamines

1) why are people with guns allowed in zoos
2) why don't people who work at zoos have tranquilizer guns

no, that's massive homicide waiting to happen. one would think the smart people would be smart enough to understand why is that an immoral thing.

faith is creepy that way.
it's also creepy how you accepted as a perfectly possible option that this man had an 'attitude' towards god and that's why he ended up in a concentation camp. as a punishment? is god that petty and horrible? is that kind of thing something you're prepared to stand for? sing hymns to?
i'm sorry i don't mean to offend, it just creeps me the fuck out. and makes me wonder if romans did in fact fuck us all over for good by not going about exterminating christianity thoroughly enough.

1) the suing part was a joke. i hoped that was obivous enough, given my overdone expresisve satirical style but okay.
2) i obviously can't speak for all europeans. funnily enough, i wasn't even trying to so i don't get what you issue is. in general, europen residents mind bloody stakes and would not be very happy to see one on their plate. there's the tattare stuff and some other dishes that require raw-ish meat but that's exception as you might know. or not.
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anyway. i'm kind of sorry i even bothered to comment because it is quite known americans won't allow anyone tell them there are, in fact, other ways to go about things in places that are not usa and that people in those places consider the american way uncommon and odd, at times also laughable and rather terrible. enjoy your raw steaks! i do hope you don't get infected with any salmonellas or anything.