not sure if you're aware but people DIED in rooms with swastikas. so far, tasteless wall qutes have yet to claim lives. -.-
also what the fuck is wrong with baby pictures, it's normal to have pictures of your children, what kind of apathethic minimalist aliens don't have pictures of their children???

some people would steal any kind of pen, pencil or even eraser.
source: i am one of these people. i see an unattended writing utensil left behind, i pocket it faster than a chameleon reels in a fly. it's a circle of life. i've lots many pens to people asking me to borrow one for the test or some shit and then /forgetting/ to return it. they're filthy thieves. having personal experience with borrowing pens; i have never ever fucking forgotten that the pen in my hand belongs to someone else who begrudgingly gave it to me after i've humbly made it obvious i'm one of the morons who don't carry any spare pens on their person at all times.

since when is drinking tea gay ???????????????????????????????????????

literarly everyone has flaws. everyone. you just gotta find those that don't have fatal flaws and who treat you as kind as you treat them.

this is the opposite of a problem.

jesus no wonder this planet is dying ...

what gets me are the ears. THE FLUFFIEST ANTENNA-EST EARS!!! u

they look dashing! :D

except if you're loved. you can be loved and are worthy of love even if you're not immensells, incredibly, outstandingly good at something. that's kinda the point.

so i take it y'all know absolutely nothing about horse penises do ya? :P one thing's sure: they do not look like this, in fact, they aren't even attached in such a place.
my guess is someone with too much time of their hands just wanted to make a weird pervy anatomically incorrect plastic horse toy. level of detail ain't got shit to do with it.

this is so intensely cringy it really makes me wonder what's it doing here? it's so awful it could proove as a valid method of contraception...

it suits him very well! :D

it's not just a tiny bit of pain if their victim is allergic ...

wholesome uwu

do y'all even know how long it takes for a body to rot away ?! there's perfectly well preserved corpses dead for thousands of years lying in some muck or other. we even unearthed some, put them in museums... anway, average decomposition time would definitelly be longer than two days and, depending on the way these so called zombies would strut about, skeleton take months, years even, to decompose... that's provided it sits somewhere moist and warm, with plents of oxygen avaliable. bones are tough stuff. i guess i don't have to bring out dinosaurs to proove that point, do i.
zombies would be a considerable threat that would not rot away in 2 days. thankfully though, the laws of physics are and will continue to keep us safe from such a danger. C:

it means you ask them how their day was instead of talking about the weather and neighbour's new car.

dog looks higher than a fucking kite :D

cutest family!!!

i've decided to become a doctor in a wrong time period, it would seem...

i've been drunk enough to skip a shower, sleep in the same clothes i came home in and even eat whatever came on hand, sitting on the kitchen floor like a maniac. i've never ever skipped removing makeup or brushing my teeth. i've only got one face and it aint gonna last forever, best not test it too much. :D

had to look twice honestly. still not sure if they're cosplay or the actual actors :P

what species even is that creature ?

CHEEKIES!!!!