LindsMolinari

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Dating is hard for women 17 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
dating /is/ hard for women. you never know which of those five thousand are creeps, emotionally unstable, clingy, rapists or plain ol' axe murderers. just the process of weeding out idiots takes fucking ages, not to mention it's really far from foolproof. still, you have to do it and hurry, perhaps settle for lesser things in the process because the clock is ticking and your eggs are dying. meanwhile men your age enjoy the nice life of making up an unrealistic ideal woman, writing moaning posts on social media about being friendzoned and having casual, free-from-crippling-fear-of-getting-pregnant sex.
eventually women settle with the slightly older and slightly fatter kinda okay guy who at the very least isn't a serial murderer, have babies and start sprouting regrets.
men, on the other side, have by now probably somehow built a career, the stupid ones took longer but by the time they're 45, they're prolly doing okay so they marry the hot young 20-something and start reproducing.
Fat kitty cat 13 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
no honestly that was someone's dad who tried to tell theri family cat how fat it was and the risks that carries.
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That's what friends are for 26 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
you could help your friend out with that before, also.... !!
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I finally completed my research and will be published as a scientist!! 15 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
congratulations! (also, looking good! love the hair!)
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U S A 16 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
...which is a bonus because that island is sorrounded with many metric tons of cold saltwater, a wonderful thing to have sitting between oneself and the awful orange buffoon you call president.
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There are two kinds of women 16 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
allow me to point our that men (also) have very obvious and laughable double standards: they shame women with fake eyelashes, boob jobs etc AND deem flat-chested women who don't wear makeup ugly.
#what#do#men#want #(besides anime cat-girls which is a totally the most realistic concept ever)
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Big mistake 9 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
sugar free candy usually means the sugar is substituted, at least in part, with sorbitol which is a, surprise surprise, laxative. quite potent, actually. chewing a whole pack of gum, say 10 pieces, in a day, will grant you a diarrhorea.
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title 14 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
britney, always britney!!!
Wrong number 4 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
that looks disturbingly mid-pubescent jesus christ
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Me irl 3 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
it's november. p l e a s e
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Victory Doesn't Look So Good 14 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
the benefits of war cannot in any fuckign way ever outweigh the destruction and chaos and horror. they cannot and they will not, fuckign ever. try and understand that, it's really not that difficult.
still there's always the people that are fully aware of all this but still refuse to understand or are just too callous or plain evil to give a shit, well ... i hope they drop dead.
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Victory Doesn't Look So Good 14 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
war is good for business, you're right. at war, many people prosper, become rich, countries rise to the "top of the world", along with their people. well except those who die in some trenches or others but i suppose they wouldn't mind dying for such a grand purpose. right?
war boosts developement, technology, even medicine. so many useful, helpful things were discovered in concentration camps, right? all thanks to war. what a wonderful opportunity, what a brilliant thing, war. right? hundreds, thousands, perhaps millions, profiting immensely from war, one way or another. billions dying, imprisoned, tortured, orphaned, mutilated, hurt beyond words.
i hope fools like yourself realise soon enough how very wrong you are. we all lose when it comes to war, we lose people, cities, cultures, we are utterly sullied as a fucking species. when i think about the several genocides humans have commited, including but not limited to holocaust, i am ASHAMED to share the same fucking gene pool!
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When you don't see it 9 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
*stares intentily* ... yea no, nope, i don't see it, sorry.
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Faith in humanity restored 14 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
i love it how the whole thing just keeps reastablishing how absolutely abnormally odd it was for that girl to stick to her decision to donate. i'm like.. y'all bitches just couldn't believe she'd do it? even after she'd done it, did you still go like 'hey miles you didn't just donate a piece of your liver to our kid did you?'. it comes off utterly condescending.
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A whip made out of a spine 14 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
is it made out of a snake?
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Epic makeup skills 29 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
hey, bitchy guest, maybe try to tune your scepticism down a notch and dial your positivity a bit higher. let's just be happy for the dude with mad makeup skills, huh?
ps: sorry for coming off rude, it was what i intended. i'm not one of those hypocrites who go 'i dont wanna be rude' and they say something outrageously rude and pretentious. :P
when senpai finally notice you <3 1 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
i want one like this one. fluffy lil ginger chubbs.
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Is she serious? 10 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
excremental lube is something that might exist, you never know how kinky people can be but, dude, ... dude. /dude/. run of the mill anal sex doesn't involve that kind of thing. like... i'm not honestly so sure y'all know how butts work. i'll put it this way: way less actual feces in the anal canal as you'd expect. google it up. or stick a finger up your bum, honestly, i won't judge.
@cakelover, yer right except lemme add for the sake of clarity that enjoyment also greatly depends on WHO is doing the thing right. y'know.
Epic makeup skills 29 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
dude... what!? to the regular person paying the regular amount of attention the first three pictures look like a regular girl taking a bunch of selfies. she's even got the nails done for fuck's sake! don't you play special snowflake here, trash-talking these person's make-up skills just so you can feel like you're better than all of us morons, gawking like fools at the last pic.
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Is she serious? 10 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
i suspect this has a lot to do with the fact that there aren't many (heterosexual) men out there who know how to perform that properly...
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I definitely am where I should be 5 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
it's ridiculous how damaging comparing yourself to others is. especailly when social media with all the pretty perfect pitures is involved ....
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Picking up girls on Facebook 9 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
this migth seem funny but it's actually fucked up and majorly annoying. the rape one is downright scary.
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Rather accurate 4 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
i'm a 20 somthing girl and there is nothing i hate more than dating apps. or online chat. or anything that doesn't allow me to interact with the person i'm trying to gauge face to face.
on the other hand, meeting strangers can be dangerous if you're a woman. especially if they're men. /especially/ if they're men you know nothing about except what they said about themselves in a /dating app/.
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Birthday cake 6 comments
lindsmolinari · 5 years ago
this is truly lovely. happy birthday and big cheers to our dad! quite the chef you got there! excellent looking cake!
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