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Advice from various marriage-therapist/relationship surveys/studies. See comments for 47 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
in this way, if everything goes right /in the first try/ i'll have kids when i'm 45 and that's just a no-go if you're a person with ovaries.
nothing will ever be perfect and nothing is foolproof. just waiting about to see if stuff blows up is useless. besides, even the most ''perfect'' couples have a row at least once a day, you just don't know about it bc they don't put it on facebook.
....not saying you should consider reproducing on the 5th date tho.
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If you're gonna make a tinder, take notes from this guy 4 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
got me, i love a guy who knows his way with animals. :D
no but honestly as far as tinder population is concerned this one ranks pretty high. at least he's gotta be some manner of responsible if he's managing 300 cows.
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What a hero 6 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
careful now.
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Hire me please!!! 6 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
okay but if a man is the type that complains about friendzones and shit he a) clearly aint mature enough to even grasp the meaning of the word 'relationship' and b) isn't deserving of an actual relationship, romantic or not, bc he obviously only wants what he wants and when he doesn't get that thing exactly, he goes on whining about it and tiring everyone with his endless bitter stories about this one time he didn't get what he wanted.
welcome to the real world where people in fact do not get what they want every time they ask. how do you even have the time to complain and cry about being friendzoned?? shouldn't you use that time to try and work on your charachter and personality and skills and stuff instead??? better yourself as a person instead of just going on about the same shit forever and ever? who would want to date a person like that?
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She is kinda special 9 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
had to scroll back 3 times bc of those fluffy lil paws <3
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Oof. Pro-facts 48 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGh2Sgyli8I
y'all need to calm down and cheer up
Savage 8 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
unless they have baby triplets and toddler twins AND both work 12 hours a day ....
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Oof. Pro-facts 48 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
just wanna applaud guest_ for writing this giant and eloquent essay on relevant matters and for, coincidentaly, believeing in similar stuff as i do. nicely put my man!
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A Dog’s Purpose According To A Little Kid 1 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
the parents were right tho, to let the little boy be with his doggo for one last time. if it were horribly bloody it might not be a good idea but this way, the child learns about death and also that it can be nice and peaceful. it's easier to accept someone's death when you've seen them die (like in this case) or seen their dead body (presented nicely, not chopped up after a crash for example).
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Only gentlemen will understand. 9 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
no it sounds just normal really! nice of you to do that!
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John keanu wick 10 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
it's perfectly okay to need people and "complete" each other as long as you are a whole, functional person on your own. nobody really likes to be alone but also nobody likes people cannot be alone for 5 mins to save their lives.
Fat kitty cat 13 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
ooOOOoo, now that realllly showed me , great comeback!
Literally no in between 19 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
no but honestly you're right, some people have no idea how much they can handle and when they should stop.
it's better to sip alcoholic drinks thank to down them.
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Literally no in between 19 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
the true art is to drink just enough to be on the brink of plastered but still have control over most of your limbs. :DDD
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My spirit animal 2 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
he has excellently fluffy ears!
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My pasta!!! 3 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
UGHGHHHHHHHHH! *shudders*
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Fat kitty cat 13 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
seconding that.
fuck's sake mate, let people enjoy their fat cats in peace. do you take a piss at EVERYTHING you see and don't like???
Dating is hard for women 17 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
ps: i'm waiting with bated breath for someone to remind me that 'not all men are like that'.
ta!
Dating is hard for women 17 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
both genders have double standards, i know it, confirmed :D
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still, dear guest, please chill the fuck out a bit with all the name-calling and stuff. you are decidedly NOT giving off the most "normal, well adjusted human being" vibe. kinda proving my point there with this insane-level freakout. i said a woman never knows when a seemingly normal looking man might go off like a greade and ... here you are. going off like a grenade.
also: you forgot to counter my brilliant peasant-grade logic about the biological differences between the sexes and how that affects the whole 'setting for the kinda-okay' guy, which inevitably leads to marital/family issues.
men are biologically awarded a lot more freedom when it comes to choosing a partner and men have used and abused this advantage. this is not "some feminist bullshit". it's a fact. it doesn't change just because you called me a bitch and other choice titles a couple times.
He deserves a big pat on the back 5 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
fuck knows... somewhere between 5 and 7?
He deserves a big pat on the back 5 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
dreading the day, to be honest. i get much less stress as a student. .... and the amount is already enough to be killing me, i am reallllly afraid of what the actual work might bring. :/
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A burden I'm not funny enough to bear 3 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
it's even worse when you're the one emotinally stable, supportive friend. when you're having a bad day, nobody is willing to put up with your "mood" AND everyone is still dumping their personal petty drama on you even though you have no capacity to handle it.
...meaning you need to a) care more for self and less for unstable idiots and b) tell the aforementioned unstable idiots where they can get psychotheraphy they clearly need.
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John keanu wick 10 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
it's also necessary to have other people because humans are sociable animals, basically, and do not do well on their own. we need interpersonal interactions and also physical touch of other people, that's just how it is, i dont make the rules.
it is aLSO true that nowadays everything is a lot more individualised than it used to be simply because we've got too much of everything and odn't need anyone to help us acquire things or help us do things.
we are lonelier, on average, i think.
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Literally only two types 10 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
i'm the second. i realise people tend to useme for it but i just canny fucking stand waiting about for other (cowards) to gather enough courage to do the job and ask a perfectly innocent question or knock on a door.
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Dating is hard for women 17 comments
lindsmolinari · 1 year ago
did i forget to mention how men hit the second puberty once they get in their 50s ? they do. affairs, shopping sprees and gambling addictions ensue. not to worry tho, their previously hot young wife is now a middle-aged woman with 3 children and acute awareness she's got two choices: divorce the lunatic and remain alone forever or endure. a rather obvious choice, especially if said woman is financially and in-other-ways dependant on her darling hubby... who is now shagging the secretary but, well, everyone makes mistakes and divorce would mean you end up like sarah down the street who left her husband and now has to live in a shitty apppartment, makes a minimal wage and throws out garbage bags that clink a lot.