LowKeyLaufeyson

lowkeylaufeyson


I am burdened with glorious purses.

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When I found out the first diagnosed case of Ebola was in my state, Texas 29 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
Ebola is not as contagious as the media is making it out to be, but better safe than sorry.
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It's worth the brain freeze 26 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
I used to do that at my apartment, then I posted about it Instagram and someone told my mom. When I came home to visit she hit me for it. I still don't know who told her.
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That's a real sausage 4 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
High class restaurants at their finest.
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Yep that's accurate 16 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
I can't tell if you're joking or not. This is definitely The Desolation of Smaug lol
American sex education 4 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
Yeah, but it'd still be funny to see.
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They always win 3 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
When bae is mad at you
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But it's not illegal... Right ? 15 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
How did they test this though?
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Was watching a YouTube video, and saw this comment 8 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
Now I'm really curious as to what the video was even about.
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A Good Question 16 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
Or maybe he just naturally doesn't grow body hair.
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What's wrong with this society? 16 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
Having unprotected sex and doing drugs at such a young age is not taking a risk, it's making harmful decisions.
Btw, I didn't take risks as a teenager and I'm interesting as fuck.
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Yep that's accurate 16 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
No it's not?? I'm pretty sure this is the Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug?
What's wrong with this society? 16 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
Proud to belong to the second group.
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Pretty good advice 16 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
One of these is not like the others.
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Hey, well its catchy. But so is herpes 19 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
This is Kanye we're talking about, after all.
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giant gummy bear 7 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
Is it the sugar free kind? Because if so you better be careful, friend...
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Instagrammers be like 4 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
Well I can't say I blame her if she does. If I went through all that work to get a nice picture of some food I'd wanna show all my friends too.
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White girls be like.... 10 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
#Yeah,butit'struethough
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This f*cking guy 15 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
I would assume they would have someone in the car with them or some kind of system in the car to help them.
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Yep that's accurate 16 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
Haha, thanks but I'm already 18 and I haven't even had my first kiss yet. My chances of not dying alone are quickly decreasing.
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Parents … 6 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
That you know of
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I discovered fears I never knew existed 31 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
I used to love scary shit as a kid. I used to always watch Courage and Invader Zim and I'd read all the Goosebumps books then we'd rent the Goosebumps movies from Blockbuster. Now I can't walk downstairs at night without a flashlight. Totally worth it.
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Great prank 11 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
Someone did this at a fountain my family and I visited. My sister and I went crazy in that shit, it was great.
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Yep that's accurate 16 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
I always say I'm saving myself for Tom Hiddleston, when in reality it's because nobody wants to date me.
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This f*cking guy 15 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
They're deaf, not blind.
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Instagrammers be like 4 comments
lowkeylaufeyson · 9 years ago
I doubt she's actually going through all that work just for an Instagram picture. She's probably a photographer who photographs food.
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